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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Oct 2022, 05:28
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Normally we don't allow non flight or deck crew up top, however the Navy were at pains to show they are not fixed on White Male recruits....for the Laundry service deep in the bowels of the ship.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 09:07
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No, you can't try steering the ship, we've seen your previous attempts.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 09:28
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This life jacket is a bit small, do you have one in a 36FF?

Not another dubious inflation assessment!
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 09:35
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So, I'm going to be in a Challenger tank and I've got to drive it as fast as possible up the ramp and jump over the gap to the quayside? And you are quite sure this will improve my popularity ratings?
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 09:39
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What a dear little man that sailor is, he said because I'm a bit of an action woman, my nickname should be Cupid Stunt! Made me feel quite kittenish...
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 09:46
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This ship is well off course you know.

That's rich!
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 10:23
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I don't know why you are wearing a helmet love, you have already proved you have firke all up there worth saving.
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I know you wanted to feel the thrill of speed like Boris did in a Typhoon before he retired, but unfortunately we no longer have steam catapults, so sadly we have no sled to strap you to.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 10:32
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 10:48
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Im a fighter.

Very well, maam. Let me explain the ski jump.

On second thought, maybe Ill test one of the lifeboats instead.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 11:00
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Mission Accomplished!
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 11:14
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And the earphones will play raucous applause to you as you speak in the house.... while providing protection from back benchers throwing books at you.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 11:37
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I here McDonalds in Whitehall has a vacancy
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 11:39
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....and I get a bonus of 115k for 6 weeks work....That's almost ( fingers and toes ) 300 a week. ....Gasp I can't survive on that...Where's my Pension Credit
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 11:40
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Look on the bright side....long pause....erm
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 11:41
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Look on the bright side....I left the flat exactly as i went in....Boris won't need to re decorate...again
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We've just had a call from a Mr. Brady, he urgently wants to share some exciting news with you about the future of the UK.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 11:59
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"There I was, underneath the desk, cowed, in a bin fire, nothing on it but the maker's name.......
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It turned out that Liz was an Eddie The Eagle Wannabe all along.

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Old 21st Oct 2022, 16:44
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Do I look stupid in this?

Not as stupid as you looked in that press conference / cheese promotion / pork promotion / resignation speech.... Delete as applicable
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