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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Aug 2022, 19:50
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Now that’s what you call a “FORE” deck…
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 21:33
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The wardroom went overboard on the golf-themed cockers-P decorations
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Old 8th Aug 2022, 21:47
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Hiring that camouflage designer looks like it was a mistake, even if the Air Force did say he walked on water.
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 01:50
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Hold on, Hoskins. You put what in our last budget proposal?

You said we needed to win some turf, Sir.
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 06:03
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On the PA...
Damage control..... there are 18 Holes in the flight deck

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Old 9th Aug 2022, 06:07
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At the fitting out stage Hull 69 received all the Hull 96 kit.... I was just following orders said site foreman, Mr MCGoo
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 06:08
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This is just the practice ground, you should see the full size version
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 10:47
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In the Navy! You can sink a putt or three...
In the Navy! You can sign on as a cadd-ee...
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 10:49
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I didn't know Rod Stewart played golf.

He doesn't but he's set up a helluva model railway on the hangar deck...
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 10:53
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USS Bunkerhill brought out of retirement.
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 11:35
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Oiiih.. Put that hose down, don't you know there is a ban in place due to a water shortage..
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 11:57
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Donít the cats interrupt play? Yes, but the biggest problem is what they leave in the bunkers.
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 15:10
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The radarman exclaimed: "There are bogeys all over the place!"

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Old 9th Aug 2022, 18:15
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The Magnet Anglers were shocked at what was pulled out the river.
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 18:17
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Crank up the reactor to FULL power, we need it for the desalination plant....and the hospitality ice cubes
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 18:18
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Originally Posted by cavuman1
The radarman exclaimed: "There are bogeys all over the place!"

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no sorry, I sneezed
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 18:23
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The Helicopters are used to dry the morning dew off the fairways....obvious in'it
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 19:02
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And just like that, the phrase "grass cutting" took on a new nuance.
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Old 9th Aug 2022, 20:04
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It's so the politicians can use service helicopters to go golfing, without the pesky press nosing around.
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Starting to dry up much like our reservoirs, but no caption competition bans will ever be enforced. Results at about 18:00 UTC tomorrow.
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