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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Oct 2022, 17:10
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Repairing the Economy needed a woman's touch.
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Old 12th Oct 2022, 19:19
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"How many women with PMS does it take to solder a wire?"
"Dunno."
"Seven."
"Seven?? Why is that?"
"IT JUST DOES, DAMMIT!!!"
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 01:04
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Now move the table and Iíll demonstrate a lap weld.
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 06:03
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I'll judge tonight. W.
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 07:14
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The National Cap Comp Awards gets ready for its prize giving ceremony tonight. Trophy gets it's final ' buff ' up closely watched by 6 burly security guards.
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 07:20
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Well gimme 5 loaves of bread and 6 fishes and i'll feed the masses...
Said Jamie Oliver*
other self centered ' celebraty chefs are available
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 07:22
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....and finally...
The Cabinet all gather round as Ms Truss gets ready to pull a rabbit from the hat, to help save her Premiership
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 08:16
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You're all being microchipped today, it's the law. Tomorrow we'll fit your collars and name tags, then after some obedience training it'll be out for walkies and a little socialisation.
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 08:54
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 09:53
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I'm just finishing off a new remote control for him, and they call me controlling!
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 17:19
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It's results time, and our winner tonight is:

Originally Posted by ShyTorque
Freda demonstrates how to open an engineerís wallet.
Oh how true. Well done Sir (or Madam)...the CST is on its way.
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 17:53
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Unfair, that’s not a winning caption and I should know, it takes more than that to get my wallet open
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Old 13th Oct 2022, 19:31
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For the youngsters a Wallet is what OLD people keep their money in....Us normal people in Liverpool just steal what we want 😊
Ps Congrats Shy...
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Old 14th Oct 2022, 17:28
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Caption waiting for picture...
Just then Kwasi burst into the Cabinet room exclaiming he had won the US Lottery and would give the $20 he won to the treasury. But it was too late to save his job.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 08:02
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Sorry for being late on parade, I have been up to my eyes in a broken vehicle project this week and having just logged in this morning seen a PM from an engineer complaining about his wallet having been opened.

I’m literally about to leave home for a working weekend so I have to once again offer open house…..
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 10:39
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 11:08
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Make it quick, Liz, there's a line up behind you.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 11:24
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"It was nice knowing you, tell the next PM to try to stay a bit longer, 3 in a year is a bit tiring."
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 11:31
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Let's increase the frequency of your visits to daily.
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Old 15th Oct 2022, 12:22
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My apologies for disturbing you your highness but I need to return this handshake.
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