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Old 20th Oct 2022, 19:51
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I was told the best place to see a lot of cheese was onboard a Royal Navy ship that was returning from a six month tour at sea.
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That's the second Queen Elizabeth that you've jinxed.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:11
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Woman overboard.

Idiot, you can't shout that before she's pushed!
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:30
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Prime Minister's Questions time is it? Nah, they'll never find me here.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:45
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Oh God, please don't tell me that he's driving.

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Old 20th Oct 2022, 21:20
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It's panto season! BEHIND YOU!

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Old 20th Oct 2022, 22:07
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(Yellow jacket): "Come on, lady, it's time to walk the plank, and you can leave the helmet and Mae West, you won't need them..."
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 00:51
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Behind her lie the heights she'll never reach again.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 01:11
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I’ve come to see the King..

Sorry love, we’re still the Prince of Wales



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Old 21st Oct 2022, 01:26
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I like to think of us as, the King, the Queen and me, the Jack of all trades, master of none.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 01:33
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I’m on the lookout for Kamakwasi’s in case they try to sink me again.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 01:36
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Due to an unforeseen seen rise in mortgage rates, we are all now living on a communal houseboat.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 04:37
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Ah, PO Truss, I have here your landing reports from the LSO...It appears you are having trouble keeping your right-wing up..
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 04:40
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You may be the Captains unauthorised 'bit of fluff' but no we're not sailing close to that island in the Mediterranean
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 04:41
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I have to cram in 8 weeks of 'Goodbye Tour ' into a single week...
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 05:15
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All was going swimmingly, till the Captain offered Lettuce for lunch.
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Old 21st Oct 2022, 05:18
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Having self grandiose dreams of herself, MsT photoshopped herself as a front line fighter pilot to celebrate her 10th anniversary as the UK's most successful Prime Minister...Then her 6am alarm click woke her up...
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Modelling herself on the greatest ever Female British Prime Minister ( not much to choose from there ) Ms Truss urges the Navy to sail the fleet to the Falklands.....however only got as far as the Isle of Wight before she broke down. .. ( in tears )
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Screen grab from a early print of Top Gun 3 drew tbe comment that Mr Cruise had let himself go ...
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