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Old 29th Oct 2022, 06:43
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Treadigraph on his trip to the Whitgift Centre....well you can never have too much protection
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 06:46
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When you said you would pick me up in a Rear engined All wheel drive and steer Open top coupe, I thought of a expensive sports car , .... said Nutty's date
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 08:25
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Hitler's Winter Offensive in December 1944: "Wacht am Rain".
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 08:26
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"You 'oribble Shower!!"
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 09:27
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All terrain amphibious what? You plonker Rodney, sacre blue!
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 09:56
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Donner und Blitzkrieg.
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 10:07
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No , no , no I said no Tourette’s syndrome, not no turrets , dumbkoff !
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 10:14
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That dumbkoff said to watch out for horrible little men and their Wombats , what kind of man would keep a wombat as a pet ?
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 10:36
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I forgot my PaKamac.
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 10:56
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“Hey, Gene! If we survive this war and you can still sing and dance I’ve just thought of a great idea for a musical..it won’t include the tank, though!”
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 11:06
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Fans on their way to the Liverpool Everton derby came well prepared for the up norf weather.
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 11:15
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 11:37
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Interviewed after the war, Sqn Ldr "Pointy" Bassington-Smyth recalled that his Typhoon tank-busting missions always brought the greatest sport on rainy days. "We would often catch them completely by surprise. It was like for some reason, they could never see us coming"
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 12:15
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"Whoa! All stop. Looks like an ambush!"
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"All the Ukranian tractors lined up over there."
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 14:13
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Hanging tomato plants on the front of your ride is a dumbkoff idea , wombats love tomatoes 🍅 and have been known to go through 16 inches of armour to make tomato stew or something that resembles tomato stew .
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 14:20
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I yelled "up persiscopes" then up popped a 'pair o' dopes'.
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 14:45
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The Major takes The Clangers to war
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 18:54
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This was the day that Hoskins and his best chum were told to go undercover.
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 19:10
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“i hope this barrel condom doesn’t mean we only fire blanks”
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 19:27
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Obviously not a column of Italian Tanks. The commanders only looking forward
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