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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 19th Oct 2022, 12:49
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The officer training exchange with the PRC Army didn't deliver the sort of manpower usage benefit that had been expected. Perhaps they were supplying false information.
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 13:35
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…and you’re sure this is how pilots in the West are trained?
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In the east, we think know the pilot learns faster if the trailor is the other way around.
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 17:42
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Having returned with the side bet I feel flush and feel the need to celebrate with....

Hoskins, great design however just why did you feel the need to reinvent the wheel...
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...and we equipped the driver with a horn that emits a lovely low grumble, so the enemy will crap themselves thinking it's a Panzer approaching.
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Great design, however the I've seen Super tankers with a smaller turning circle
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 18:23
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Having returned with the side bet I feel flush and feel the need to celebrate with....
Having won the side bet, Kiltrash was last spotted peddling home from the golf club. His pals said he's always been over protective of his clubs, but the new trolley and caddy combination is OTT.
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 22:05
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The Chaplain misunderstood when they told him that Corporal Bloggs was pedalling Private Parts around town.

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Old 19th Oct 2022, 22:16
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When you said MOD were making a defence film and I would appear in a trailer…….is this it?
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The prototype was almost at the contract signing stage when the photographer inadvertently revealed a blind spot when neither of the crew said Cheese.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 04:11
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Somehow I am reminded of the 1950s comic strip of the boxer Joe Palooka, with his mate Humphrey Pennyworth, who rode a bike with a shed on the back. Didn't have an M60, though.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 05:44
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Ignore him, he’s a basket case.
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We’ve upped the anti and have launched the first trike.
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They are our trike force
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 06:17
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The Coffman Starter Trophy gets additional security, on tbe last leg of its journey to Croydon.
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No Hoskins, i said I wanted a Shrike missle
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 06:21
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Despite even questions in the house the Police confirmed that this is legal so long as consenting adults take part on private land. Not in view of children.
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Knew we should have stopped Hoskins offering to paint while lines on the parade ground....
You said what could possibly go wrong??
I said well he does have a severe cold...
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Posted to Manchester, Brian was told to use the M60 on his commute.
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The producers latest challenge to May and Hammond for low cost low maintainance riot control vehicle for the upcoming General Strike...


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With supermarket panic buying becoming rife, every little helps.
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