Caption Competition Mk III

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Heading off into Croydon for a spot of retail therapy...

[Kiltrash]

Owing to the starving populace stealing food, McDonalds regretted supplying armed Deliveroo drivers....in Liverpool.

[Kiltrash]

Dog owner not picking up, 10 o'clock 5 rounds rapid...FIRE...

[Kiltrash]

Owing to the downturn in Cash Transactions, Securicor put their ' In Transit crews ' on short time....Supply your own protection.

[Kiltrash]

Jonesy's Butchers Trike gets weaponised at Walmington-on-sea ....

[Kiltrash]

Mrs Higginbotham (73 ) later regretted leaving her transport unlocked outside the Butchers in the High Street, when 1st Para were on a ' initiative ' test in Aldershot.

[Kiltrash]

Cpl Klinger later complained that a female bike did not help his macho image

[Kiltrash]

The Met reported that Prince Harry could NOT supply his own protection when he attended the Coronation.... No matter how many Invictus favours he pulled in...nor that it was cheap.

[Kiltrash]

The Stuka crew are equipped with their own transport to be used during a Scramble

[Kiltrash]

The Council at Brighton deploy Chip Protection Teams...to patrol the Promenade

[Kiltrash]

Cut backs in the Kings Coronation parade finally affect the Army.... Bring cheeky smiles to the long suffering RAF chaps

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Originally Posted by Kiltrash

The Council at Brighton deploy Chip Protection Teams...to patrol the Promenade

...and the same equipment is used for Anti-Dog Fouling Patrols on the mean streets and fair green spaces of Croydon. Team leader Bert Scroggles explains "we don't normally eliminate the production process, it's the other end of the lead we target..."

[Kiltrash]

Leaked picture from the Def Sec presentation to Cabinet yesterday with a proposal to save £2.5 from the budget...
Liz said very good but your slide has a missing Bn doesn't it
Err no PM is is correct...

[Kiltrash]

Jasper Carrot supersizes his solution to the Mole problem in his garden.

[Kiltrash]

As the oil crises deepens, the MOD sells off all its Jeeps and trials take place to find the strongest man in the Division to pull the trailers.

[Kiltrash]

Not a caption but in response to Treaders reply about seagulls etc I would put up a video that the Mods would probably take down but it's about a unfortunate gull in Malta in 2018 flying past a ceremonial cannon...just at the wrong time ...
as featured on last week's HIGNFY

[Kiltrash]

Off for a round of golf so last from me fore today. ..😁
Fed up with 007 trashing very expensive cars before the mid point of every mission, Q finally supplies suitable transport for the reduced budget.

[Chu Chu]

We forgot to specify lateral stability. However, Boeing has offered to develop a Machine-gun Cart Anti-upset System that will traverse the gun to the outside of a turn and fire a precisely calculated number of rounds.

That and an inflation system for the rear tires, and we should be good to go.

[fitliker]

If you thought the Lycra loonies in the pyscho lanes were bad , wait until the mad mayor unleashes the new cycle lane line enforcement brigades fully equipped with tracer rounds for nighttime highlighting of lane protection .

[CAEBr]

As a Tug 'o War contest, it does seem to have a fundamental flaw......