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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Aug 2021, 06:20
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British tourists are forced to flee across the border into America to continue their holidays after airlines put up their return flights to the UK
Supply and demand was the reason given...

( Personnal interest in that Son's MIL is Mexican and they got her over for a 10 week holiday in this country under Amber Regulations )
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Old 6th Aug 2021, 10:11
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No this is the queue for the beach in Italy, just waiting for the tourists to go home.
or
No this is the queue for the RAF women's barber, the men's is overthere, see no queue
or, ...and finally
No this is the queue for the border into Northern Ireland. The sniffer dogs are checking for Sausages ...
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Old 6th Aug 2021, 11:09
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If the team loses, it's all on the coach.
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Old 7th Aug 2021, 14:35
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This is the queue of patient PPRuNers anxiously awaiting Copenhagen's designation of this round's Coffman Starter Trophy recipient.

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OK. Which one of you nicked the train's name plate?
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Does this train ever end?
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Old 7th Aug 2021, 16:31
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and the winner of the train spotting (can you actually see the train??) goes to Wensleydale!!

Originally Posted by Wensleydale
Does this go to Mornington Crescent?
again, short, sweet and we know the correct answer is yes, via Kentish Town.
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Old 7th Aug 2021, 16:49
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Originally Posted by Copenhagen
and the winner of the train spotting (can you actually see the train??) goes to Wensleydale!!



again, short, sweet and we know the correct answer is yes, via Kentish Town.
Isn't that in nib?
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I hope that this is not too soon..
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Later, in private, the Queen was heard to compliment Madam Tussauds just how ' Hard ' the Duke was
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Oh, you've super glued my right shoe to the floor! You are a wag! Wait 'til I get you back to the palace. Then we'll see who's queen!
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Jeanette Charles is glad the Queen did not abdicate after the Duke passed away
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Duke..." Hurmph " ..That's not the correct stance for a 5 iron...
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HMTQ .... well Prime Minister, as you have a
" reputation " with the Ladies, I think I will have a little protection from you..
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The leg? Well they have to put the iron bar somewhere...
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When giving the "Look"....it smartened him right up!
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Ooohhh I’ve gone all weak at the knee’s
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I think I’ll win the fancy dress contest, your Enid Sharples outfit is crap.
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You think a week on the door is bad, wait until you see the punishment I have in mind for Harry.
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