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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 20th Oct 2022, 12:04
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Nice try, Hoskins. But when I said to get a cart with a big barrel and empty the latrines . . .
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 12:09
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We're a lean green killing machine..
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 12:10
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Having gone back to basic's, the army are pondering if they went back to far.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 12:12
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The British Army show off their rapid response vehicle for urban warfare, not required to pay congestion charges and the ability to use cycle lanes are seen as an advantage.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 12:17
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Last orders.
Get prepared to enter the last stage. Now, who will get to wear the yellow jersey?
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 14:12
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Sgt Boulton and Pvt Paul prove that they had not heeded history. Peddling towards the enemy was only going to end in tears.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 14:15
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The casualty rate amongst rear gunners was horrendous, as the carts would tip over at the slightest curve, and a beret was no substitute for a Euro standard bike helmet.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 14:19
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Having just returned from Helmand Province, it was quite refreshing not to be laughed at by the locals while conducting offensive sweeps.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 17:02
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With inflation running rife on milk, Ernie seeks added protection
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 17:03
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Well it's less silly than a machine gun in a sidecar ....said Wallace
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 17:06
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...and finally,
Dastardly got in front of the pigeon, square in the sights from 10 yards away and could not miss. ....however Mutley was distracted by Penelope flashing a bit of thigh.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 18:19
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Results are in.
A great bunch of captions as always.


3rd place
Originally Posted by NutLoose
Pilot to gunner, prepare for a rapid onset of positive G followed rapidly by negative G, speed bump ahead..
​​2nd place
Originally Posted by ShyTorque
When you said MOD were making a defence film and I would appear in a trailer…….is this it?
The yellow jersey and of course the CST goes to:
Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
"I'm approaching a steep hill, can you squirt off a few rounds to give me a boost".
Congratulations Dan, over to you.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 19:05
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Thanks Confusious. Have a go with this one folks.


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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:22
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Yellow and black handle? Who, me…..never!
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:31
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This is day 43 of my course, I'm a fighter not a quitter.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:34
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Minister, Top Gear have kindly provided you with a white Jaguar and driver to run you home.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:37
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Now all you need is a big firke off watch, so you can see your time is up.
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:41
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I thought this equipment would have saved me in the 1922 meeting, but i just did not see the bus coming!
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:42
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Are you sure my Bun does not look big in this?
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Old 20th Oct 2022, 20:48
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I’m here to take part in the Keel Hauling Ceremony, whatever that is..
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