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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Oct 2022, 20:46
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Yup those American PX’s have a really great toy section!
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:05
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Heading off into Croydon for a spot of retail therapy...
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:35
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Owing to the starving populace stealing food, McDonalds regretted supplying armed Deliveroo drivers....in Liverpool.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:38
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Dog owner not picking up, 10 o'clock 5 rounds rapid...FIRE...
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:41
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Owing to the downturn in Cash Transactions, Securicor put their ' In Transit crews ' on short time....Supply your own protection.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:44
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Jonesy's Butchers Trike gets weaponised at Walmington-on-sea ....
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:47
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Mrs Higginbotham (73 ) later regretted leaving her transport unlocked outside the Butchers in the High Street, when 1st Para were on a ' initiative ' test in Aldershot.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:50
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Cpl Klinger later complained that a female bike did not help his macho image
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 21:54
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The Met reported that Prince Harry could NOT supply his own protection when he attended the Coronation.... No matter how many Invictus favours he pulled in...nor that it was cheap.
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 07:03
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The Stuka crew are equipped with their own transport to be used during a Scramble
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 07:07
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The Council at Brighton deploy Chip Protection Teams...to patrol the Promenade
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 07:13
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Cut backs in the Kings Coronation parade finally affect the Army.... Bring cheeky smiles to the long suffering RAF chaps
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 07:50
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
The Council at Brighton deploy Chip Protection Teams...to patrol the Promenade
...and the same equipment is used for Anti-Dog Fouling Patrols on the mean streets and fair green spaces of Croydon. Team leader Bert Scroggles explains "we don't normally eliminate the production process, it's the other end of the lead we target..."
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 09:35
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Leaked picture from the Def Sec presentation to Cabinet yesterday with a proposal to save 2.5 from the budget...
Liz said very good but your slide has a missing Bn doesn't it
Err no PM is is correct...
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 09:37
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Jasper Carrot supersizes his solution to the Mole problem in his garden.
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 09:40
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As the oil crises deepens, the MOD sells off all its Jeeps and trials take place to find the strongest man in the Division to pull the trailers.
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 09:54
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Not a caption but in response to Treaders reply about seagulls etc I would put up a video that the Mods would probably take down but it's about a unfortunate gull in Malta in 2018 flying past a ceremonial cannon...just at the wrong time ...
as featured on last week's HIGNFY
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 11:14
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Off for a round of golf so last from me fore today. ..😁
Fed up with 007 trashing very expensive cars before the mid point of every mission, Q finally supplies suitable transport for the reduced budget.
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Old 19th Oct 2022, 11:28
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We forgot to specify lateral stability. However, Boeing has offered to develop a Machine-gun Cart Anti-upset System that will traverse the gun to the outside of a turn and fire a precisely calculated number of rounds.

That and an inflation system for the rear tires, and we should be good to go.
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If you thought the Lycra loonies in the pyscho lanes were bad , wait until the mad mayor unleashes the new cycle lane line enforcement brigades fully equipped with tracer rounds for nighttime highlighting of lane protection .
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