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We're a lean green killing machine..
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Having gone back to basic's, the army are pondering if they went back to far.
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The British Army show off their rapid response vehicle for urban warfare, not required to pay congestion charges and the ability to use cycle lanes are seen as an advantage.
Sgt Boulton and Pvt Paul prove that they had not heeded history. Peddling towards the enemy was only going to end in tears.
The casualty rate amongst rear gunners was horrendous, as the carts would tip over at the slightest curve, and a beret was no substitute for a Euro standard bike helmet.
Having just returned from Helmand Province, it was quite refreshing not to be laughed at by the locals while conducting offensive sweeps.
...and finally,
Dastardly got in front of the pigeon, square in the sights from 10 yards away and could not miss. ....however Mutley was distracted by Penelope flashing a bit of thigh.
Dastardly got in front of the pigeon, square in the sights from 10 yards away and could not miss. ....however Mutley was distracted by Penelope flashing a bit of thigh.
Results are in.
A great bunch of captions as always.
3rd place
2nd place
The yellow jersey and of course the CST goes to:
Congratulations Dan, over to you.
A great bunch of captions as always.
3rd place
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Minister, Top Gear have kindly provided you with a white Jaguar and driver to run you home.
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Now all you need is a big firke off watch, so you can see your time is up.
