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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th Oct 2022, 09:58
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Basic training for Tail end Charlie about firing on a moving target from a moving position....
Dammit got the CO's Dog, ...again
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 09:58
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Ah, a spot of gun bike diplomacy usually gets results...
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 10:03
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Do these machines confer any ill effects on their crews, Sarn't Major?

Well sir, Gunner Milligan's got house maid's knee and Corporal Clott's suffering from saddle sores and haem-herorrhoids...

Stout fellahs! Very good, carry on!
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 10:44
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Whoever stole Trailer #98 is in big trouble...
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 10:49
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Very clever, Hoskins. But wouldn’t it have been easier just to buy an e-bike like everyone else?
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 10:52
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If this works, we’ll have solved the training riddle, and will finally be able to put tail gunners on Jaguars.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 11:31
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Zelensky less than impressed with Germanys latest donation
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Pilot to gunner, prepare for a rapid onset of positive G followed rapidly by negative G, speed bump ahead..
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Do you think it was wise to put all our eggs in one basket?
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We are nearly at the Raleigh point.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 15:49
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"I'm approaching a steep hill, can you squirt off a few rounds to give me a boost".


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Just be glad you're on bombers, you really don't want to be on fighter unicycles
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 16:16
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Army finds a new way of employing double leg amputee gunners.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 16:56
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Following further cuts in defence spending, rehearsals begin for the gun carriage to be used for the next State Funeral.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 17:07
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I realize that the MOD wants to go green but this is ridiculous!
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 17:08
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I thought it was the enemy that was supposed to die tired ?
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 17:36
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Recoil assisted propulsion.
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We’d originally requisitioned two Malinois, but then the RSPCA got involved.
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Servicemen are reduced to bringing their own trolleys to the "reduced to clear" section at their local supermarket.
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Old 18th Oct 2022, 19:46
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Yup those American PX’s have a really great toy section!
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