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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Oct 2022, 09:39
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 09:41
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Damn it, Red 1 has taken my lead again!

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Old 28th Oct 2022, 09:43
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Don't laugh, I'll have you know I'm an airport security dog...woof woof!
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:01
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"Hoskins, that beard and moustache set is not regulation!"
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:02
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All hell broke loose on that last dog leg!
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:03
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I'm just happy that we landed that Bitch!
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:04
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Bring it on you lot, I'm well up for a dogfight.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:04
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"Excuse me!...Could I borrow your Pooper Scooper?"
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:05
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I'm here for the Reindeer auditions...
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:06
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Luckily for everyone, Harrison Fords Dog took over control...
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 10:48
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So when you got dressed you could not find your dog tags, and brought your pet instead
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 11:04
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He's a simple variometer. In lift he pants, in sink he whines, if the tow breaks, he himself.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 11:25
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You said I could launch this with a birddog, but so far itís not even light on the wheels.
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Heís never happy unless he has a stick in his mouth.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 12:21
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Grooming standards in this day and age Air Force were not they once were.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 12:25
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Don't close the canopy, he's got the collie wobbles again.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 13:01
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He's my guide dog, if he thinks we are not lined up he starts humping a leg to get me to put in more rudder.
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He is my audible warning system, if he see's an obstruction ahead he says "Walls"... He also incidentally says "sausages", but I haven't figured that one out yet...
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 13:43
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Welcome to Inclusive Airlines, I'm Butch your Captain.
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Old 28th Oct 2022, 14:26
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At least he waited for the Seatbelt sign to go off!
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