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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Oct 2022, 08:36
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Well Hoskins did say he wanted his steak brazed?
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The girls watched in rapt silence until Maisie mentioned flux after which they all giggled uncontrollably...
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Roast Marshmallow Master-Class in progress.
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Over enthusiastic students in today's lesson; vibration welding of thermoplastics.
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Photo taken just as Doris (second from right) just before she spits. "Sorry girls, force of habit. Reminds me of a date with Nutty."
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And with a couple of targetted welds, your Virginity will be restored girls.
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And as you can see, with some delicate singeing I can produce the perfect Brazillian.


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Old 10th Oct 2022, 11:12
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Scorching hashish led to the early discovery of VR.
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So, as you can see, Thrush should be treated with extreme caution...
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"...and now I carefully insert the sauce into the container and...Voila! McDonalds Apple Pie!"
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Old 10th Oct 2022, 11:39
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The teacher later regretted having left Class 3b to do their own experiments in their free time...
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Teacher....
Now children please welcome our new pupil, Ms Adams....Ah i see Wednesday has already got your attention as she demonstrates her party piece
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Punishments at St Hilda's Educational Establishment for Refined Young Gentleladies included mending tears in matron's underwear, which which required more than a mere needle and thread...
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Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog, Pinch of Spider and Wing of Bat... puff ...
There , said Ms Truss* you will all vote through my crackpot plans...
* or substitute your own crackpot Dictator. ..Leader
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Ladies, when you try this on a real scrotum you may find it more responsive.
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"Hmmm it smells like fish"...
"No, that's just Agatha"
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It may well be a microchip, but that will never feed anyone.
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