Caption Competition Mk III
Sir, I really must complain about what Hoskins is wearing!
Sorry Sergeant, its a local agreement to his conditions for serving we are bound by..
.....Its a Santa Claus..
Sorry Sergeant, its a local agreement to his conditions for serving we are bound by..
.....Its a Santa Claus..
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The latest release of documents on the JFK assassination failed to reveal the ‘smoking gun’.
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Slade... Wizzard... Lennon... Band Aid... Bing Crosby... Jackson 5... Paul McCartney... and now for bloody Cliff bloody Richard! Merry feckin' Christmas! Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-taaaat!
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‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through our house
any bastards that stirred were soon as dead as the mouse.
The claymores were hung on the perimeter with care,
in hopes that the bastards soon would be out there;
when out on the lawn the night did it shatter,
as NLaws turned people from men into matter,
With the line now being breached, a decision was reached
They sprung to their sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle
I heard them exclaim, as they drove out of sight-
Happy Christmas to all, and to all, war is just sh*te.
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any bastards that stirred were soon as dead as the mouse.
The claymores were hung on the perimeter with care,
in hopes that the bastards soon would be out there;
when out on the lawn the night did it shatter,
as NLaws turned people from men into matter,
With the line now being breached, a decision was reached
They sprung to their sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle
I heard them exclaim, as they drove out of sight-
Happy Christmas to all, and to all, war is just sh*te.
…
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It’s the season of giving, so take these you motherfirkers..
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NEW:
Santa Wars the new American docuseries on the lucrative Christmas trade and those seeking to dominate it, coming to Discovery Channel this winter
Santa Wars the new American docuseries on the lucrative Christmas trade and those seeking to dominate it, coming to Discovery Channel this winter
Nutty must have been REALLY naughty ! 