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The girls watched in rapt silence until Maisie mentioned flux after which they all giggled uncontrollably...
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Roast Marshmallow Master-Class in progress.
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Photo taken just as Doris (second from right) just before she spits. "Sorry girls, force of habit. Reminds me of a date with Nutty."
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And with a couple of targetted welds, your Virginity will be restored girls.
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And as you can see, with some delicate singeing I can produce the perfect Brazillian.
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Punishments at St Hilda's Educational Establishment for Refined Young Gentleladies included mending tears in matron's underwear, which which required more than a mere needle and thread...
Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog, Pinch of Spider and Wing of Bat... puff ...
There , said Ms Truss* you will all vote through my crackpot plans...
* or substitute your own crackpotDictator. ..Leader
There , said Ms Truss* you will all vote through my crackpot plans...
* or substitute your own crackpot
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"Hmmm it smells like fish"...
"No, that's just Agatha"
"No, that's just Agatha"
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It may well be a microchip, but that will never feed anyone.