Caption Competition Mk III

[Dan Gerous]

I know I'm an influencer, but these goggles are to protect my eyes, not a fashion statement

[Confusious]

I'm no morse code expert Ethel, but I think they're trying to tell us that years of menstruation made us all go blind.

[Confusious]

[MPN11]

Putin in drag demonstrates his new strategy to win his “operation” in minute detail.

[Confusious]

Feel free to chat with me ladies, unlike that chap who took the class last week, I can multitask.

[Self loading bear]

Minions, the prequel

[Self loading bear]

When on 12 November 1955 at 10:04 Marcy McFly asked for the flux capacitor, everything took a completely different route.

[Kiltrash]

There, that's a little Prick in a condom, now who wants to try it first??

[Kiltrash]

A little cube of Phosphorus in a beaker of water, health and safety gone mad with these extra dark goggles...

[Kiltrash]

I'm afraid that with rationing that's all the cheese* we have, now how do I cut it into 7 equal parts..
* of course it could be any foodstuff on rationing, I just happened to randomly choose a lovely crumbly dairy product.

[Confusious]

I know that Lise Meitner was a genius Dotty, but don't you think that splitting the atom and nuclear fission is a bit risky without proper research? We're only the cleaners!

[Wensleydale]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

There, that's a little Prick in a condom

Mick Lynch?

[Chu Chu]

The welds looked great, but somehow the new fusion cell failed to produce any actionable intelligence.

[T28B]

Objects seen through the goggles are larger than they appear.

[Hydromet]

"Oops, I've put a hole in it. They'll never let me forget, it will be known forever as Miss Shillings Orifice."

[Kiltrash]

Well the King did ask for a slimmed down Coronation, look honey I shrunk the Crown

[Kiltrash]

There, almost re programmed the truth chip, now hold down Ms Truss while i re install it...in time for PMQ's..

[Kiltrash]

There almost shrunk Alexa, now how do I get her in that little round box??

Ps I don't need Alexa, my wife knows everything. ..boom.. boom...

[Ascend Charlie]

Having brought their tiny abducted Earthling back to Brobdignag, the giant goggle-eyed aliens prepare the anal probe.

[Kiltrash]

Having fended off 5 questions about the Price of Eggs, the sixth one got the response from Mary...' IT JUST DOES...DAMMIT..' Now I'm going home ..you lot can sort it now..