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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 7th Oct 2022, 10:49
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 10:56
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You think our marketing piece is over the top.....well, a Supertanker leasing company has just rented the floor above!
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 11:01
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Last night I called for a taxi to the airport and woke up this morning to this monstrosity.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 12:06
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Over engineered? it's the Russian way, we build our aircraft like the proverbial brick sh*thouses.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 12:08
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Having had a sticking window, Shamus told Paddy he would nip and get a plane to take a bit off the top.
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Nose tyres looks ok, but I think the mains are both flats.


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Old 7th Oct 2022, 16:05
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Insulation?.... Bugger, I thought you said you wanted "Cavity Wall Ilyushin"
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 16:12
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Skip, Mrs Borrowitski in 12a says she appreciates our efforts to deter missile attacks on the flats, but on that last false warning, we dumped Chaff and Flares all over her living room carpet.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 16:20
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No, I said one day i'll own a little Dacha, not a bloody little Dak
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 16:21
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Sergie? no he's not in, he told me to tell you he has flown the Country...
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 16:55
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Oi Olga, have you been at it again with that Mig welder?
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 16:58
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Yes, but as a Ariel we can now get Strictly with no interference
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 18:03
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Bit late on the cancel reverse pitch, Hoskinsky....
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Hoskins, I said I wanted to add a deck, not a flight deck.
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Old 7th Oct 2022, 21:04
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Shouts from flat below: Problems with your droop flaps again this evening Olga?
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Used the wrong angle of Banksy?
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Putin's secret nuclear bunker was as rubbish as the rest of his defence network...
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David Copperfield's latest Ilyushin was partially successful...
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With reduced business travel, the airline’s future was uncertain. But economy class loomed large.
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I don’t know why we even bother with the Halloween window decoration contest anymore. 201 wins every year.
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