Caption Competition Mk III

[CAEBr]

There is more cord in all those sash windows than in the flying controls.

[CAEBr]

"Why are the fwd ailerons operating differently to the centre and aft ones ?"
"Primary, secondary and tertiary control effects sir"

[MPN11]

[Wensleydale]

Although it contained both a bar and a cocktail lounge, the replacement aircraft for the Red Arrows was rejected because of its high risk of bird strike.

[Kiltrash]

Vary late one Spring Morning Afternoon, Led Zep opened their bedroom curtains in Montreux and found that Frank Zappa and the Mama''s had grabbed the best recording studio on the Lake Geneva shoreline, and burnt the place to the ground. As the smoke cleared slowly from the water this aparation drifted into view. At that point Led Zep decided to stop taking LSD, well till the record company wanted a follow up album.



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[Kiltrash]

Electroplane Aircraft company finally find a design to carry all the photovoltaic panels needed

[Kiltrash]

Gonna need a bigger hangar medivac

[andytug]

Due to an admin error, the design contract for the "flying boat" was awarded to the Royal Dockyard Chatham, and this was the result....

[treadigraph]

Flying machine? Why no, my boy, it's a submarine...

[ACW599]

"Well, Bloggs, how did you think your first formation trip went?"

[fitliker]

There is the PBY and this the PBWHY ?

[fitliker]

So obviously not a Piaggio design flying boat .

[Confusious]

Hoskins - Sir, she'll never fly with that bouy attached to her rear.

[treadigraph]

Smithers, when I said we needed to develop an aeroplane capable of flying blind this isn't quite what I meant...

[treadigraph]

Slats? Of course its got slats! Whaddya think the things sticking out the sides are...

[Chu Chu]

We put wings at both ends so we could retreat by reversing pitch on the props.

[Confusious]

The Navy call it a flying boat.
The RAF call it a boat.

[ACW599]

MFTS formation training was to such a high standard that even after landing the three-ship appeared to be glued together.

[Buster Hyman]

Oh, is this what they mean by Plane sailing?

[Buster Hyman]

No you idiot, the Hydrofoil goes in the water!