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Luton* Council regret to announce that due to cost overruns with the DART that the Airport will have to close with immediate effect. However the stranded Aircraft have been impounded and repurposed in Council Estates. ..
( * I don't think Croydon has a current airport )
( * I don't think Croydon has a current airport )
Captain .....Wtf that was not there this morning when we took off....
Co Pilot .....So that's a quick build housing development
(Based on a true story...
Outside Woking was a 6 way cross roads and
one night the Council put in a roundabout.
Instant accident next morning in the rush hour and the local paper reported that's what tbe driver said to the Police )
Co Pilot .....So that's a quick build housing development
(Based on a true story...
Outside Woking was a 6 way cross roads and
one night the Council put in a roundabout.
Instant accident next morning in the rush hour and the local paper reported that's what tbe driver said to the Police )
That conservatory salesmen did not tell me that he trained as a airframe draughtman.
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The brick sh!t house at the back is just an Ilyushin...
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With strategic materials in short supply due to sanctions, Russia's replacement programme for its moribund fleet of Western airliners turns to more traditional construction materials...
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...and the top deck is traditionally the preserve of opposition politicians and dissidents...
Correct Treaders. This happened when I was living in Addlestone with a daily commute to a secret underground establishment that if I told you about I would have to kill you 😊
...and back to your normal programme..
However as the museum had not removed all their exhibits in time Speedy-E-Builders put up the block of flats.
The site foreman told the reporters that he had orders to build them there and as you know orders are orders... .
am thinking Bruntingthorpe with this one 😊
...and back to your normal programme..
However as the museum had not removed all their exhibits in time Speedy-E-Builders put up the block of flats.
The site foreman told the reporters that he had orders to build them there and as you know orders are orders... .
am thinking Bruntingthorpe with this one 😊
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No, I live around the back in a second floor flap.
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Russian luxury flat for sale with indoor toilet and galley kitchen
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