Caption Competition Mk III

[Confusious]

Thanks Ed,
Here we go peops, enjoy!

[MPN11]

Nice shooting, Soldier. That's got rid of Napoleon.

[Hydromet]

My map reading's not the best, but it seems that we have a couple of hills before we get to the bottle shop.

[Buster Hyman]

Well no wonder Joe couldn't read the Auto Cue!

[Buster Hyman]

I gotta give it to ya, that's pretty good from an A-10!

[treadigraph]

Yeah, after eight bottles of gin, I might be seeing flying saucers too...

[Buster Hyman]

I know it’s drastic, but sometimes, ya just gotta pop that pimple!

[Ascend Charlie]

"So, this recipe says 8 bottles of tequila, a pile of salt and a bigger pile of lemons..."

[treadigraph]

The Warmington-on-Sea Homeguard, hey? Good shots!

They were aiming for different target, sir!

[Chu Chu]

After misunderstanding the request to "bring some bottles for the punch," Steve wanted to crawl under a rock. Luckily, he was dressed for it.

[Chu Chu]

Joe found his colleagues' input invaluable as he invented a new toy for his son and twin girls. Afterward, no one could remember who suggested the name "Lite-Brite."

[andytug]

Excellent shooting soldier, you'll soon be able to shoot your wife and her lover with one shot - you just have to wait till she's giving him head.....

[Kiltrash]

Well done Soldier, 6 Hajibs and 2 Burkas...
NOW the suicide vests your next target ...

[Kiltrash]

Hank and Frank looked forward to when the Fair Shooting Gallery came to town.. they could live out thier dreams instead of being a boring refuse cart driver

[Kiltrash]

Nice grouping Soldier, unfortunately this is NOT your target....we can however use your virgin target again..

[Kiltrash]

Soldier....What do you make of this???
Instructor. .. ( folding ) Well i can make a flower or a broach...
cr Tower scene in Airplane

[Wensleydale]

In today's Army, there is another meaning to "having a good afternoon in the Butts".

[Kiltrash]

Ah Mr Oswald, with groupings like these I can confidentiality say you leave the Army as a Sharpshooter. Now i hear your going to live in Dallas.??

[Kiltrash]

Met Armed Police assessment. ... well done PC Hoskins but all 9 targets were actually innocent flowers sellers or children. You have to be a bit more selective....
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( Any Southern State ) Excellent marksman shooting trooper. Now all you have to do is introduce a firearm near the perps hand

[Kiltrash]

Sir why do all the potential perps wear helmets and body armour can we not please just shoot to, oh I donno, just non leathal incapacitat them??
Good God no this way they can't dispute your version of events, and remember to delete the video footage.