Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

And you promise this will work when I shoot my way across the border?

[NutLoose]

And the winner is Confusious with

Comrade, your prosthetic hand appears to be stuck in a compromising position.

Runner up is Kiltrash with

Can't remember, am I presenting this to you or are you presenting this to me.....
Need a decision the World's press are waiting for us to show we are still in charge...

Third is Traffic was with

So it's still standard Russian military doctrine: "the one with the rifle shoots, the other man follows. When the first gets shot, the other... etc etc"?
Yes Mr Putin.
Good. Order the attack.

[Confusious]

Ta, Nutty.
Next offering will be published soon.

[Confusious]

Here we go:

[MPN11]

And this is how your career can progress, Comrade …

[treadigraph]

In the new-era Russia, evolution suffers a severe reversal...

[Kiltrash]

Sir Kier promised to sweep clean away the old Conservative Policies

[Kiltrash]

Full size chess pieces occasionally need a little prompting to move squares

[Wensleydale]

These ASLEF picket lines get everywhere!

[Kiltrash]

Harry gets a Quidich broom fitting, well you don't want a non secure seat for the high G turns....
(..Sorry Aviation content, i'll try harder next time ..)

[treadigraph]

Well, he did say "if you stick a broom up my @rse I'll sweep the floor as well"...

[Kiltrash]

In that QUEUE in London last week somtimes the mourners did not pay suitable respect towards HMTQ and had to encouraged to remember where they were

[Big Pistons Forever]

Russian boot camp where you learn to read no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, and smell no evil.

[Kiltrash]

Prince Charles days at Gordonstown school finally gets a proper documentary on the BBC. To dispelled unfounded myths that it was appalling to the students

[cavuman1]

The Ass Scent of Man

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

Owing to a outbreak of Covid at the recording studios, Strictly Come Dancing introduced the stand in Judges for the 17th Season

[Dan Gerous]

Guy with the red folder. As soon as you drop dead mate, those boots are mine.

[MPN11]

And through the next door is the Lada showroom …

[treadigraph]

...furthermore, owing to the lack of a clean sweep in our special operation, a new broom is required right at the very top.

[Zombywoof]

In spite of his efforts to protect himself, the sweeper was overcome by the flatulence of those before him.