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Old 23rd Aug 2022, 23:08
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God, I wish I’d joined the Pelicans..
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 03:29
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Who are they ?

Oh the past over Reds. Not PC enough so they decided to make their own fun…
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 07:50
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The new RAF Recruitment Poster goes viral

White males only to apply...Oh did I really just think that out loud??
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 07:51
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Due to Global Warming the Ski Slope Chairlift is re purposed
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 07:53
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At last we have found a aircraft Hoskins CANNOT crash..... oh yes he can, hold my beer and watch this...
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 07:55
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Captain Flasheart does everything he can to pull Blackadders ' Bob '
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 10:41
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All but Red 1 are suffering from the effects of methane inhalation. The Taj Mahal on the Golden Mile has proudly claimed responsibility.
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 10:46
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"Hey, look guys, that's Wiggy over there on the dodgems with that fat bird. Give him a wave".
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 10:57
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The Ukrainians have a term for you, better dead than red.
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 10:59
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 11:10
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After a fault in the mechanism the ride goes treble speed. ...as a further safety idea Bicycle clips now became mandatory
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 11:12
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Mrs Hoskins filed for divorce citing her husbands unnatural fixation with a flight simulator in the front room
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 11:14
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No Hoskins saying ' Smoke on GO '
​​​does not promote you to Red 1
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 13:34
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This strap belt harness restaint thingy is rubbing me the wrong way , I hope I don’t get a kilt rash again like I got from those rented kilts at your cousins wedding
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 13:37
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Too close for missiles , switching to handbags
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 13:38
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Are you sure this is how Tom Cruise got selected to fly Tom Cats ?
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 13:41
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I might feel safer if they let us wear our helmets , damn things are in the repair shop for software upgrade again and mirror upgrades
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 13:45
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Last nights curry was about to give those riding the after burner experience as they start to pull some G in the next inverted turn
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 13:49
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And, you’re sure this is the Mach Loop?
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More budget cuts.
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