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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Sep 2022, 16:03
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Later it was discovered he could not stand up as his artificial legs had been put in the luggage hold..

They did not comply with cabin baggage regulations.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 16:06
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Woman on left, Please God get him the f**k off the plane.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 16:08
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Though he was later disqualified when it was found he was using the crapper when landing.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 16:58
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He couldn't wait to get home to show off his 'adequate' trophy to his missus.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 17:09
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First successful candidate of the reformed Red Arrows lands at RAF Waddington.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 17:22
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The Award Winner declined the offered wine, as he was also a Vegan
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 17:30
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Newly promoted Air Specialist 2(Trans) won the alcohol-free Prosecco for designing the new RAF uniform and being the first to get away with calling it a 'Plane'!

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Old 29th Sep 2022, 17:33
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You do realise I am the pilot?
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 17:34
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After the food you served me I dare not stand up in case I filled my pants.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 17:36
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I’m hungry … I couldn’t decide whether to have the Beef or Chicken … and then it was all gone!
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 18:02
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You're not camp enough to join our airline sweetie.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 18:03
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 18:14
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"Thanks. I won't shake your hand, I have Ebola."

* other nasty diseases/airlines also exist.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 18:24
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Sorry, this Country is no longer accepting Queens, we have a King now.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 19:04
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The UK Chancellor’s potential successor accepts the Average award for the month.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 21:22
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The man who said he liked Ryan Air...
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 22:27
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Ryanair would like to present you within trophy, that will be 27 please.
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Old 29th Sep 2022, 22:40
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"Thank you, Sir / Madam / Them, you can go to Immigration, just join the L-G-B-T-Queue."
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 01:29
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This is all very nice. But I said I need a slash.
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Old 30th Sep 2022, 02:06
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I’m glad the gloves fit, the dishes are this way.
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