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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:43
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Do I look like Paul Whitehouse now smart arse? Get down and give me 200!
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 22:46
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You’ve got me to your left, Tubby up yer jetsy, and Gerry in front of you. What are you going to do?
The Pubs to the right innit?
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Old 27th Sep 2022, 23:53
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"Stick it in! Twist it! Pull it out!" says Sgt Wellbeloved.*




*Virgin Soldiers, old movie.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 01:03
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Screaming DI

Why do you have to be a white male ! How am I going to make my diversity targets now !
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 01:35
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Next in line: "Hang on a minute, the ad said I joined the Army after college to carry on with my passion - sport. In just three years, I've been skiing in France, bobsleighing in Austria and to the US where I competed against the US Army in long jump - and won. It was a good experience and great to bond with the lads. What's with the guns and all the shouting?"
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 01:38
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And this one ain’t a bloody Bren.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 02:34
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It appears Iran are short of a few UAV instructors.

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Old 28th Sep 2022, 04:26
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I SUPPOSE YOU'D RATHER BE PONCIN' AROUND DOIN' BLEEDIN' BALLET?

Well, yes Sarge...

All right then, off you go. NEXT!
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 06:13
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Look I used to be a Time Travelling Doctor, till I got drafted ....That's why I'm a bit grouchy
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 06:15
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Man on left....Boy the Sarge is taking stopping Queue jumpers seriously in London
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 06:17
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...and this time if you come back without my pickled onions you will be in real trouble laddie.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 06:20
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I know you ( were ) a professional golfer so what's this stance and grip??
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 07:03
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Picture is released showing Prince Edward's 20 minutes in the Marines....before he ran home to Mummy.
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 07:05
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Scabs trying to get to work past the RMT Picket line ahead ..so ..Bayonets ON...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 07:07
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Just think of them as German football fans trying to get at the peaceful, well beloved England fans and it's your job to protect our boys from the Hun. ...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 07:11
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First Northumberland Regiment get ready to defend Hadrians wall from the Third Duns and Kelso Malitia....Oh Sarge look at these warrior in skirts....
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 07:53
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Visitors to central Croydon receiving weapons training before shopping in the Whitgift Centre...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 08:10
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Sorry Sarge, yes you do suffer from halitosis...
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Old 28th Sep 2022, 08:15
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Norah Batty's son was impervious to the Sergeant's mighty vocal chords as on a good day his mother was capable of projecting several dozen extra decibels when she was displeased. Which was most of the time.
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