Caption Competition Mk III

[Buster Hyman]

Sergei. Are you sure these are the only candidates for Comrade General?

[Kiltrash]

The RSC auditions for Hamlet do lead to some wierdo's applying
or
New strict guildlines for RAF recruitment are to be vigorously followed ...No one will be excluded...

[treadigraph]

Your name will also go down in the book. What is it?

Don't tell him, Nutty!

[Stockportcounty]

All together now,

One step beyond.

[fitliker]

Arghh , you bastard Vivian , Now I cannot get that song out of my head .
Russian version of the Young ones

[Big Pistons Forever]

There is absolutely no evidence that the Russian Army recruiting standards have been reduced !

[Confusious]

As always, thanks all for some great chuckles.

Winner:

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie

The Moscow Shakespeare Company in rehearsals:
Man 1: "My Horse! My Horse! All of Ukraine for a horse!"
Man 2 and 3: "Schitzki! We forgot the horse costume!"
Man 4: Ready to pick up the horseschitzki.

Second:

Originally Posted by treadigraph

So, you put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, in, out, in out, let's get the **** out...

Third:

Originally Posted by NutLoose

It looks like I am to join the army, you three are posted to SOXMIS(S)

Congratulations Ascend Charlie, over to you.

[Ascend Charlie]

This will be a quick comp.

[Confusious]

Would you like a swig of my water for your throat sir.

[Big Pistons Forever]

The voice activated soldier

[Confusious]

Put some effort in soldier, you face looks like you're about to pop down the pub, not go to war.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Back in the day I would have called you a worthless arse wipe, now in the new kinder gentler army I have to yell encouragement so I will now say you are a absolutely positively the purest example of what all worthless arse wipes aspire to become !!!

[Big Pistons Forever]

Oh that's Kiltrash on the left, Nutty in the middle, and Buster providing encouragement on the right

[NutLoose]

Will someone please pull the bayonet out of my ARSE!!!

[cavuman1]

Jonathan Winters, in a state of shock, watches as Gomer Pyle is yelled at by Sargeant Carter.

- Ed

[NutLoose]

So you think you’re the bloody Golden shot do you Laddie.


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[NutLoose]

It’s a pig sticker, not a bloody tooth picker.. Laddie

[NutLoose]

Do well at this Laddie and who knows, you may get your stripes when the next opportunity knocks

[NutLoose]

Stick it in the dummy and twist and Bob’s your uncle..

[NutLoose]

Will you run him through before he sticks you laddie, that’s the $64,000 question.