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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th Sep 2022, 11:50
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And the winner is Confusious with

Comrade, your prosthetic hand appears to be stuck in a compromising position.
Runner up is Kiltrash with

Can't remember, am I presenting this to you or are you presenting this to me.....
Need a decision the World's press are waiting for us to show we are still in charge...
Third is Traffic was with

So it's still standard Russian military doctrine: "the one with the rifle shoots, the other man follows. When the first gets shot, the other... etc etc"?
Yes Mr Putin.
Good. Order the attack.
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 12:06
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Ta, Nutty.
Next offering will be published soon.
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 12:29
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Here we go:
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 12:44
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And this is how your career can progress, Comrade …
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 13:59
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In the new-era Russia, evolution suffers a severe reversal...
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:33
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Sir Kier promised to sweep clean away the old Conservative Policies
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:35
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Full size chess pieces occasionally need a little prompting to move squares
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:38
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These ASLEF picket lines get everywhere!
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:38
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Harry gets a Quidich broom fitting, well you don't want a non secure seat for the high G turns....
(..Sorry Aviation content, i'll try harder next time ..)
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:41
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Well, he did say "if you stick a broom up my @rse I'll sweep the floor as well"...
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:42
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In that QUEUE in London last week somtimes the mourners did not pay suitable respect towards HMTQ and had to encouraged to remember where they were
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:44
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Russian boot camp where you learn to read no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, and smell no evil.
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:44
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Prince Charles days at Gordonstown school finally gets a proper documentary on the BBC. To dispelled unfounded myths that it was appalling to the students
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:44
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The Ass Scent of Man

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Old 25th Sep 2022, 14:50
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Owing to a outbreak of Covid at the recording studios, Strictly Come Dancing introduced the stand in Judges for the 17th Season
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 18:10
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Guy with the red folder. As soon as you drop dead mate, those boots are mine.
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 18:38
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And through the next door is the Lada showroom …
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 18:54
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...furthermore, owing to the lack of a clean sweep in our special operation, a new broom is required right at the very top.
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 19:00
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In spite of his efforts to protect himself, the sweeper was overcome by the flatulence of those before him.
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Old 25th Sep 2022, 19:26
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The Moscow Shakespeare Company in rehearsals:
Man 1: "My Horse! My Horse! All of Ukraine for a horse!"
Man 2 and 3: "Schitzki! We forgot the horse costume!"
Man 4: Ready to pick up the horseschitzki.
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