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And the winner is Confusious with
Runner up is Kiltrash with
Third is Traffic was with
Comrade, your prosthetic hand appears to be stuck in a compromising position.
Can't remember, am I presenting this to you or are you presenting this to me.....
Need a decision the World's press are waiting for us to show we are still in charge...
Need a decision the World's press are waiting for us to show we are still in charge...
So it's still standard Russian military doctrine: "the one with the rifle shoots, the other man follows. When the first gets shot, the other... etc etc"?
Yes Mr Putin.
Good. Order the attack.
Yes Mr Putin.
Good. Order the attack.
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And this is how your career can progress, Comrade …
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In the new-era Russia, evolution suffers a severe reversal...
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Well, he did say "if you stick a broom up my @rse I'll sweep the floor as well"...
Russian boot camp where you learn to read no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, and smell no evil.
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And through the next door is the Lada showroom …
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...furthermore, owing to the lack of a clean sweep in our special operation, a new broom is required right at the very top.
The Moscow Shakespeare Company in rehearsals:
Man 1: "My Horse! My Horse! All of Ukraine for a horse!"
Man 2 and 3: "Schitzki! We forgot the horse costume!"
Man 4: Ready to pick up the horseschitzki.
Man 1: "My Horse! My Horse! All of Ukraine for a horse!"
Man 2 and 3: "Schitzki! We forgot the horse costume!"
Man 4: Ready to pick up the horseschitzki.