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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Jul 2022, 03:23
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Well you see if I am in a mine field and I do a split like this there won’t be enough weight to detonate the mine !

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Old 6th Jul 2022, 03:24
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Sergi you are definitely flexible enough to be a supply officer!
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:38
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Well I got the idea from ' Bambi on Ice '
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:39
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Well I don't find this funny enough for the Edinburgh Festival..
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:40
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As Covid cases rise this is my 2 meter exclusion Zone General.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:46
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Look all you had to do was pixelate out my face to protect my identity and you cannot even get that right Hoskinski
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:48
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No no I promise to go for my Piles to be treated, but at least this way it cool the burning sensation
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:52
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The standard slippery test for the cobblestones on Red Square needs to be brought into the 20th century. .
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:54
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My Flexible Friend
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 05:56
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The Political Party's is split 50-50.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 06:31
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Don't worry Oleg, when it thaws we will get you up again....in the meantime I'm going to cordon you off with these flags ....Health and Safety you know!
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 08:51
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Gentlemen, welcome to the first day of parachute school.

First lesson....keep your legs slightly bent and knees together when landing .......Oleg here didn't!
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 09:02
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Officer commanding Regiment of Silly Walks takes the salute.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 09:03
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Oleg stoically refuses to acknowledge that he had in fact been warned to be careful of the black ice on the parade ground.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 09:18
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Well next time you'll remove your bayonet first.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 09:19
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Like I said, the Ruble has hit the floor
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 09:21
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You'll never win the one legged ass kicking contest with that attempt.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 10:42
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February, 2022. Dismissing concerns about overextension, Sergei demonstrates the planned assault on Kiev.
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 10:48
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Moscow Red Square parade of military might 2023!
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Old 6th Jul 2022, 11:47
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All I said was, hey Vlad we are sending you on detachment to Ukraine and he glued his balls to the road in protest.
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