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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 15:08
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These are to be issued to all school children, Mr President, we need to keep knife crime down.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 15:10
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...the good news is that due to the dockers being on strike in Felixstowe, the shipment was returned to us. However our container of Rubber Dog **** must have been miss labeled
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 15:15
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Ah this reminds me of my days as the Stalingrad Sniper in '42 ....
But sir you don't look old enough...
Botox dear boy Botox
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 15:17
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When Laverov gets back from the UN, TELL him to come and see me ....
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 15:19
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Normally when one goes on holiday one gets a fridge magnet. But see what I picked up in a tourist shop in Iran...
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 15:20
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Good for 1500 yards you say,... oh Buster a couple of steps closer please
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 17:21
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 17:29
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Ahh, good design comrade, when we win we'll be able to turn them upside down and show them the 'V'.

He thinks: The 'V' would be visible from the other side too.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 17:40
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All parts recycled from redundant Boeings sir.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 17:47
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If I may say, it's unusual not to see you 'staring down the barrel'.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:16
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What's it called General ?

It is the AN94, the best assault weapon in the world !

In that case I want it called the Putin 1000 !
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:16
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Yes President, it is a great piece of Russian military equipment, but I'd rather have a squadron of Spitfire's.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:19
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Perfect ! Now lets go visit Navalny
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:20
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This won't do my hands look too small when I hold it !
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:21
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So let's see if Galileo correct and find out if two similar sized objects dropped from height hit the ground at the same time, when one is full of lead?
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:24
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I think these things may come in useful as a back up to the judo I'm teaching them all.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:34
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Putin:-Excelllent now lets go back to that stall at the fair,i want that cuddly toy,this time i wont miss.!!!
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 18:36
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Do they fit above or below the wings comrade?
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 19:15
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Looks good … are you sure there are no foreign parts involved?
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 19:51
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Gun Firing...Gun Firing...Gun stops. Rounds in the chamber...shoot the instructor.
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