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Old 31st Oct 2022, 21:56
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So according to Pvt Einstein, I can take the bottle. remove the top, drink the beer, Burp and put it back on the trip plate before it moves...
SNAP !! **** it .. now where is he...
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 21:57
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I thought in this country they did not do ' Trick or Treeting///
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 22:00
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Despite knowing he was in a ' Dry ' Country, Bud still fell for the old trick
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 22:13
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A twist to the old jingle....."This is for you, Bud!"
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 22:19
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Part 1 of the Bomb Squad selection process
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 22:36
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Washington demonstrates a captured item developed by Putin to counter-act the genetically modified mice that NATO is about to release in Crimea.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 22:38
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No, you don't have to design something stealthy and high tech. Keep it simple, and let stupidity do the rest.
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Old 31st Oct 2022, 23:33
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. . . and when the slugs smell beer, they will crawl into the bottle and drown.

But what's the rest of it for?

What do you think would happen if I just put a bottle of beer down in the middle of camp and walked away?
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 04:16
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When somebody says I double dare you with a cherry on top, maybe you should re-think accepting the challenge…..
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 07:41
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Originally Posted by NutLoose

Stop loss took on some more inventive measures...
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 08:17
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If Carlsberg* did mouse traps, they would be the best mouse traps in the world

* Other crap watered down alcoholic beverage are available
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 08:19
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No Pvt Bond, i expect you to die...
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 08:22
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No wait, Hank, I have a attatchment in my Swiss Army knife to safely remove that...
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 11:51
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Ohh a Shitz beer... I bet it will have that effect too.
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 11:52
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From Captain to Captive in one easy lesson.
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 14:33
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Hey wait, got a great idea for a movie....think I will call it ' Borrowers '... or ' Gremlins' , when things just go missing
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 14:37
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Coyote gets all excited when the latest Roadrunner trap arrives from ACME. Thinks he will just try it first himself. I mean what could possibly go wro......
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 14:38
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Matt wonders just why he gets voted to tackle all the worst Bush Tucker trials....
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 15:51
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Reverse-engineering the beer trebuchet was more problematic than originally thought.

- Ed
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Old 1st Nov 2022, 16:16
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You've heard of a Singapore sling?
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