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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Oct 2022, 19:32
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In a cunning plan, Captain Mainwaring takes up Jones plan so feed the local seagulls copious amount of **** inducing seed laced with caster oil....
Pvt Walker sees it as a chance to sell the German tank commanders Black Market umbrellas
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 19:47
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 19:54
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We are not part of an Ambush, more of a bacon tree!
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 20:19
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I just thought of a great caption, but I couldn't post it as it would have gone over your heads.
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I'll get my coat.
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 20:31
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This ain't gonna work, the last time I had a bad case of clematis the doc told me no amount of water would get rid of it.
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 20:45
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Look, if the RAF can do in-flight refuelling then so can we. Hook her up soldier!
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 23:31
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Are you sure these umbrellas will protect us from Ukrainian drones ?
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Old 29th Oct 2022, 23:33
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Russian Commander:

What on earth are you guys doing ?

Tank Crew

Putin on the Ritz....
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 07:50
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Ze British would not be zilly enough to invade Europe in zis veather. .. ( Normandy 06.06.44
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 07:53
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At zis rate we won't have any dry towels left to leave on zer sunloungers....
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 07:56
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Men of a certain age taking their hobby for a spin in the country one sunny Sunday afternoon. The ' boy racers ' also picked the same time to drive through the village of Bovingdon. .and we can guess who came off the worse
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 08:01
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Following the demise of the Fiesta enthusiasts take their protest to Ford HQ in Germany .... enlist the help of their friends in Lada. ... well it is known as a real tank....
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 09:38
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The German film industry produces the film: "Gene Kelly's Heroes".
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 10:07
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"Oleg, why are we going into battle with this captured stuff from WWII"?
"It's simple Yuri, they can't blow the turrets off these"!
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 11:17
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Hoskinski where did you get these bright shiney examples of our modern engineering from?

From store just up the road, if was a btgof deal, Sir.

Btgof deal?

Yes Sir, buy two get one free, but I choose this model, we also got two free umbrellas as well.
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 11:18
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Hoskinski where did you get these bright shiney examples of our modern engraining from?

From store just up the road, Sir.

Why do we have these two behind us?

The second one has the spanners to fix this one!

And the third?

That’s for our clothes unfortunately I could only get White Long Johns, still might need those, enough for the whole crew!
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 11:20
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Hoskinski where did you get these bright shiney examples of our modern engraining from?

From store just up the road, Sir.

How much?

I bartered 10 washing m/cs, Sir



10 !! That’s my Pension.



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Old 30th Oct 2022, 11:49
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"Oi! Why are you two sitting up there in the rain?"
"Err, we can't fit through the turret opening Sarge"
"Battle of the Bulge eh?"
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 12:23
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"Oil Protesters in the road? What Oil Protesters?"
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Old 30th Oct 2022, 12:25
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I'll call this one tonight (probably midnight British time, if I've got the "fall back" thing figured out right). So if you've been keeping your powder dry . . .
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