And the winner is Confusious with
Comrade, your prosthetic hand appears to be stuck in a compromising position.
Runner up is Kiltrash with
Can't remember, am I presenting this to you or are you presenting this to me.....
Need a decision the World's press are waiting for us to show we are still in charge...
Third is Traffic was with
So it's still standard Russian military doctrine: "the one with the rifle shoots, the other man follows. When the first gets shot, the other... etc etc"?
Yes Mr Putin.
Good. Order the attack.