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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 23rd Sep 2022, 11:07
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It's clearly a toy Mr President, so the Met won't interrupt your planned visit to London next week when you see Prince George...
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 11:12
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I have a contact in Peckham, he can get us 20000 of these KA48's. With No Income Tax nor VAT, No money back nor Guarantee...but at this price too good a oportunities to pass up.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 11:14
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Guaranteed to hit the bulls eye at 200 yards, and if you don't we just move the target closer..
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 11:16
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So General...tell me again how things are going in the Ukraine.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 11:16
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Eye test Moscow style. None of this read a letter getting smaller. We just use a range of different size of Action Man
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 15:39
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Agent Truss returned this, in the end she did not need it to get her Armed Forces Cuts past the Chancellor
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 15:41
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Can't remember, am I presenting this to you or are you presenting this to me.....
Need a descission the World's press are waiting for us to show we are still in charge...
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 15:43
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It appears that James Bond was packing a piece, bigger than his Walter PPK. better update his Wikipedia page.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 16:54
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So Mr President if Lyudmila Will not give you a divorce, you can have a accidental hunting accident. Remember no one will challenge you as the press all love everything you do and say.
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Well done Captain, Sorry... First rank General
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 17:10
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It's made in Russia, of course ... #click#
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 18:13
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Make sure that comrade Kwarteng gets this quickly. He's our most senior spy and may need it soon.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 18:17
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And comrade, it's a 30 round mag, make it look like an accident.

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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 19:05
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Vlad, there is one blank in the mag. You know the game we Russians play, off you go great leader.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 19:14
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And what does this lever do... oops.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 19:16
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Very nice .., which button selects nuclear option?
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 19:16
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
And what does this lever do... oops.
And there goes another general.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 19:16
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Cool! My Action Man has one of these. And a beret. And a mysterious scar on his cheek... I sleep with him you know.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 20:04
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Pump action not working Yakov, send 'em back.
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 20:26
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...it's a request from the England Football Team fans, can we please arrange for a accident to befall a Mr Gareth Southgate as well.
in anticipation 😊
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Old 23rd Sep 2022, 20:29
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This is an exact replica of what you'll be trusted with should you pass your basic training, which we unanimously doubt. Right, now leave the room soldier Putin..one two leg up...one two leg up.
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