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...and here we see Hoskins demonstrate what can go wrong when you do not adhere to " Mind the Gap " when disembarking the train....
( been there done that and felt a right ****. Fortunately before the invention of camera phones. .)
( been there done that and felt a right ****. Fortunately before the invention of camera phones. .)
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"So it's a film... three words... third word two syllables..."
"Woof!"
"Kaiser asks if it's The Great Escape?"
"Woof!"
"Kaiser asks if it's The Great Escape?"
Now in the movies the hero always dodges the bullet and escapes without a hair out of place. Real life however is a different matter...
or
Anyone want to admit to downing Superman ??
or
Anyone want to admit to downing Superman ??
Carl....if you are going to sandbag....the middle of the parade ground is not the place!
As you all know we're fully inclusive here in the army, but if anyone 'identifies' so to speak then please let me know cos he hates the smell of fish.
In France the Climate Change activist popped his member in the 18th green, however Pierre Hoskins ( age 47) found out the hard way the greenkeeper was about to stick the flag in a conveniently placed alternative hole.
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Rin Tin Tin, I'm your biggest fan and I want to have your puppies...
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Ok Sandpit survival 101, that's him spread at 2, 5, 7 and 10 o'clock, the head incidentally is always pointing to 12, now we ram a steel pole down between his butt cheeks and we have our desert sundial.
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Now normally we would use two people to carry out a search, my colleague would cover him with his weapon while I would roll his clothing to check for hidden weapons or ammunition, unfortunately as you can see, I am alone today, therefore several swift hard kicks to the bollox will render him combat ineffective for a short period of time while I carry out my search.......... I will now demonstrate.