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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 21st Sep 2022, 17:13
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Dave had a fit of the giggles while reading The Wisdom of Vladimir Putin
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 17:35
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Mr Princess Anne could not take seriously that his wife had to keep escorting her mums coffin..
( best Prepare Tower cell 6b...)
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 17:37
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Thinks.. well that should do it, now where's that Life Insurance policy claim form.
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 17:39
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Knew it was a mistake taking him to 'Loose Women ' now he cannot take me seriously ...
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Old 21st Sep 2022, 21:04
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Ladies and Gentlemen, an announcement from your Captain ...this competition will be called tomorrow morning (UK)...thank you...
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 03:53
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"Honey. I know the tickets were cheaper on Virgin Orbit, but why are you sitting like that?"
"You'll see..."
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 06:24
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Darling, didn't you hear the Captain say to prepare the cabin for landing, seats backs upright, tables stowed and window blinds open. ...
Thinks ....sheesh... he calls himself a frequent flyer.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 06:26
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Her says....Did I leave the gas on....
Him says...we live in a all electric flat.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 06:28
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In the old days we used to get free newspapers ....so he could pleasure himself with no one noticing.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 07:19
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As always, you have not dissapointed with your humour ....and glad to see that non PC ness is alive and well in this thread

..But there has to be a winner and it goes to NutLoose with:

Women in blue…


WTF does Alluhu Akbar mean?

Well done, the trophy should be waiting on the baggage carousel when you get there.....or maybe at another random airpoort depending on the baggage handlers!
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:13
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Ohhh.. thank you very much, on with the next one and trying to keep it current..


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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:23
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"You have just been mobilised, Private Putin. Here is your rifle."
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:27
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Keep your shirt on!
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:27
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I believe that this one is best suited you, it's rather warped.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:32
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You can also use it as a seat. Please do test it out!
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:42
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It's very well balanced, unlike you Mr. P.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:45
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Is it good for breaking glass?
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 10:47
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Using your artificial intelligence, you can aim and shoot at the target projected onto the blackboard.
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 11:05
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Put it under my chin and pull the trigger? I'll need one with a shorter barrel, I've only got little arms...
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Old 22nd Sep 2022, 11:08
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Put it under my chin and pull the trigger? I'll need one with a shorter barrel, I've only got little arms...
That's alright, Private Putin, we're about to have a short arm parade.
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