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Old 19th Sep 2022, 19:39
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On AF1 tonight when Jill told THAT joke to Joe about the truth behind Nutty and Busters ' Friendship '
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Old 19th Sep 2022, 19:42
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Doris was not impressed when she discovered the vibrating seat C1 was disabled under MEL allowance ....and her husband refused to swop.
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Old 19th Sep 2022, 19:45
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Bill overdossed on Viagra....again
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Old 19th Sep 2022, 19:46
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Lucky or what darling, getting the last two seats on the inaugural Comet flight? ?


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Old 19th Sep 2022, 19:51
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My these seats on the Caledonian Sleeper train sure are comfortable. Just think darling tomorrow we wake up in Corrour* Station
* If you have ever been to Corrour think yourself fortunate ...
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Old 19th Sep 2022, 19:54
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Not a caption.
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Old 19th Sep 2022, 19:57
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Mrs. Kilty: Look at him, he's laughing at his own captions again!
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Old 19th Sep 2022, 20:08
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If I pour my hot tea in his lap, that will wipe the smile off his face.
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 03:23
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Not a Caption...

Originally Posted by Kiltrash
* If you have ever been to Corrour think yourself fortunate ...
I have been through it twice. A far more hospitable location than East Croydon!

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Old 20th Sep 2022, 03:28
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Woman in blue: " Wonder if I can use an advance on the insurance money to get an immediate upgrade to First?"
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 06:39
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Doris discovers that the anti smoking group have the power to photoshop out the offending item.....from ' Hanky panky ' adverts
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 06:41
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Doris thanks Hank for the Pearl Necklace ...
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 06:44
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The mind of the woman.....thinks
Hank never has a second cup of coffee,.... =.... .he's having an affair
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 06:46
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Doris wonders whatever happened to the man she married....Marlborough Man.
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 06:51
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On the flight over to New York, The Prime Ministers husband gets to read a draft of her speech to the U N.

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Old 20th Sep 2022, 15:58
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“We apologise for the delay in departure. This is due to a technical issue. We will get back to you with updates later.”j
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 16:15
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Thank God they haven't invented defibrillators yet.
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 16:16
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Look at him, rubbing his slimy brylcreamed hair all over the headrest without a thought for those that have to sit there next.
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Old 20th Sep 2022, 16:22
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God, I thought these obnoxious loud mouths only flew RyanAir
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