Caption Competition Mk III
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Look I want a washing machine like that Russian is stealing, not an old top loader and mangle like this one.
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Cwymi a!....
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I want you to wush down below and take finger like this and plug leaks.
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Those bluudy Germans, they sell me Diesel Submaween and cheat on emissions, Amewicans can smell us miles away..
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Dive! Dive! Dive!
Not yet Grorious Reader, wait till we ins... aiyeeee glub glub, you stupid glub fat c...glub glub glub....
Not yet Grorious Reader, wait till we ins... aiyeeee glub glub, you stupid glub fat c...glub glub glub....
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In the Navy, one day we may go out to sea,
In the Navy, put up a sail and catch a breeze,
In the Navy, and go and fight the Japanese,
In the Navy, in the Navy.
In the Navy, put up a sail and catch a breeze,
In the Navy, and go and fight the Japanese,
In the Navy, in the Navy.
There, over there, we must kill with weapons. It's the one who called me a big fat faced chain smoking North Korean tyrant with a Fred Flintstone haircut and severe body odour.
I don't think you smell our great leader.
I don't think you smell our great leader.
GB - Oi Bojo, ya wee man Cameron is wearing the colours of your party.
BJ - Ohh, errm [panicking] it wasn't my uh party and there errm, uh wasn't a dress code.
KS - [just the look].
BJ - Ohh, errm [panicking] it wasn't my uh party and there errm, uh wasn't a dress code.
KS - [just the look].
Look you fools....aircraft on the starboard bow! Crash dive now!!
Sorry Glorious Leader, the DPRK submarine service doesn't do crash dives. It takes us 10 minutes to get our hats through the hatch.
Sorry Glorious Leader, the DPRK submarine service doesn't do crash dives. It takes us 10 minutes to get our hats through the hatch.
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Is that the invitation you sent to Nicola Sturgeon David?
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Just remember we are supposed to be the cream of British politics Boris.
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Och no, so he’s the leader of the opposition?, I thought he was some sort of security wally.
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Och no, so he’s the leader of the opposition?, I thought he was some sort of security wally.
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David, are you sure that’s not Bill Clinton behind me? I can feel a damp spot on my dress.
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You do realise Boris we are failing miserably on our Diversity Quotas, only two women and everyone’s white, heck even the RAF manage’s better than that.
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Yes Theresa they are my speech notes, I had them on a white sheet of paper, but was worried I would be arrested for holding it.
Tabs please !
Gordon Brown "Boris, if you decide to have a sneaky fart, always ensure you have an escape route should you follow through."
Do we have a winner yet ?
Do we have a winner yet ?
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I said fire on that ship..
But..
No but's, fire..
But, it WAS OURS!
Should have gone to specsavers..
But..
No but's, fire..
But, it WAS OURS!
Should have gone to specsavers..