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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Sep 2022, 15:38
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My dad told me this was the retrofit they came out with to solve the Ajax's problems.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 07:51
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Now wash your mouth out little Jimmy, That's not what's called Turrets Syndrome.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 07:54
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Ah Kilroy, glad to see you can spell your name correctly
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 08:00
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After Darth Vader lost the use of his legs, the Empire fitted him with a set of wheels ..
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 08:06
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"Jimmy! Get Dad's tractor and we'll take it home!"
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 09:24
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OK, the Judge has got his wig on... quick round up:

Second place with a zooper contribution:

Confusious:
Bud dad, you said we were going out to see tigers, leopards and panthers.
Winner with a spot of comic genius...

Dan Gerous:
I'm telling you it's a Challenger 2. I'm the defence correspondent for the Beano, and I know what I'm talking about.
Congrats, as soon as I can ferret it out, the CST will be on its way...

Mine might have been "Jeez, they take truancy seriously around here..."
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 11:12
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Thanks Treadi. Have a go at this one folks.


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Old 7th Sep 2022, 11:32
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Well you said you wanted a Flying Car, Marty
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 11:33
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Its a Wind Powered alternative motive power vehicle.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 11:38
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At Salisbury the Army are tasked with recovering a stranded Scout car. however owing to a Navigation error they picked up a Kardashian Childs toy car.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 11:49
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"The intercom? It's the button on the cyclic under your third finger......oh poop....."
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:12
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Roger dahling, those dastardly "Eastern Europeans" have overcome your anti-theft measures...
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:14
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Hah! That's the last time your "manly" exhaust crackle wakes up the neighbourhood...

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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:18
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Proof of concept testing for Tesla's electric helicopter, using the battery in the underslung car.
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:38
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For God's sake...I was only five minutes over on my parking!
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:42
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Right Hoskins ....a bit more of an incentive to get you to drop underslung loads more carefully.....below us I have attached the CO's car....
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:46
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If you don't tell me where my teddy bear is, I'm going to drop your car on your prize dahlias
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:47
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M25 congestion gets so bad...
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 12:56
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Come visit Albania! We already have your car there..
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Old 7th Sep 2022, 13:02
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Having got a hole in one at Wentworth on the 14th, Rory picks up his prize before flying back to Ireland.
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