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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 16th Jun 2022, 22:42
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"That jet taking off is incredibly stealthy, can't even see it, but somebody forgot the Stealth Paint for the missile!"
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Old 16th Jun 2022, 23:50
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The unguided guided missile.

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Old 17th Jun 2022, 08:34
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On the way down to the Falklands the Captain of Hermes challenged the Belgrano Captain to a game of ' Chicken '.
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 08:36
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Well yes I did say that the Phoenix was ' Fire and Forget ' but normally one needs a Tomcat first
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 08:38
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...well in the absence of 899's mess piano, 1(f) had to improvise
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 08:39
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Hoskins' attempted "trick shot" fails badly when he realises too late that the carrier has no ski jump at the bow....
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 08:41
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Normally one plays Darts with something a little less deadly ...
It's ok skip, the arming pin has not been removed...
Well what's that in your pocket??
Oops
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 12:13
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Note to self: Do not set autonomous targeting system to “drone” when Hoskins is on flight deck.
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 13:17
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"Skipper. It's going to take a few hours to clean up the skid marks off the deck...oh, and the crew want Hazmat suits!"
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 14:50
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Sooo That's what the little wheels at the back are for...
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 14:52
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X wing in the circuit, I say again... X wing in the circuit
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 14:54
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Are you sure Hoskins knows what he is doing, i've never seen anyone shooting a line across to one of our escorts like this before.
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 14:59
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Don't worry it does not need to go straight down the deck, look closely, it's an L model, it means it's has off bore capability.
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 16:35
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Ducks for Hazard:
The General overtaking on the left lane,
nothing wrong with that!
But Rosco P Coltrane is going into pursuit for breaking the speed limits.
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 18:12
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So Lt Mitchell what did you do after you fired the missile ?

”Switched to guns ! “
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 18:58
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Harking back to the days of yore when Ships of the Line had figureheads. ...to show how 'ard they were.
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 19:00
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Damm...missed said the Moskva Captain as the sea skimming missle skips along the Carrier Deck. "Yuri reduce the skim hight to 10 foot.. and remove the safety. "..
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 19:03
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Boss, why has 'Slim' not got the Red Weapons Handlers Tabard on .. Send him to my cabin ..
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Old 17th Jun 2022, 23:28
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There you go, Sir. That should put the wind up the deck.

Over the deck, Hoskins, over the deck!
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Old 18th Jun 2022, 03:54
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Somehow....Bloggs reckoned a second Rocket was soon to be launched with him stood upon Ground Zero!
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