Caption Competition Mk III

[Ascend Charlie]

"That jet taking off is incredibly stealthy, can't even see it, but somebody forgot the Stealth Paint for the missile!"

[cavuman1]

The unguided guided missile.

- Ed

[Kiltrash]

On the way down to the Falklands the Captain of Hermes challenged the Belgrano Captain to a game of ' Chicken '.

[Kiltrash]

Well yes I did say that the Phoenix was ' Fire and Forget ' but normally one needs a Tomcat first

[Kiltrash]

...well in the absence of 899's mess piano, 1(f) had to improvise

[andytug]

Hoskins' attempted "trick shot" fails badly when he realises too late that the carrier has no ski jump at the bow....

[Kiltrash]

Normally one plays Darts with something a little less deadly ...
It's ok skip, the arming pin has not been removed...
Well what's that in your pocket??
Oops

[Chu Chu]

Note to self: Do not set autonomous targeting system to “drone” when Hoskins is on flight deck.

[Buster Hyman]

"Skipper. It's going to take a few hours to clean up the skid marks off the deck...oh, and the crew want Hazmat suits!"

[NutLoose]

Sooo That's what the little wheels at the back are for...

[NutLoose]

X wing in the circuit, I say again... X wing in the circuit

[NutLoose]

Are you sure Hoskins knows what he is doing, i've never seen anyone shooting a line across to one of our escorts like this before.

[NutLoose]

Don't worry it does not need to go straight down the deck, look closely, it's an L model, it means it's has off bore capability.

[Self loading bear]

Ducks for Hazard:
The General overtaking on the left lane,
nothing wrong with that!
But Rosco P Coltrane is going into pursuit for breaking the speed limits.

[Big Pistons Forever]

So Lt Mitchell what did you do after you fired the missile ?

”Switched to guns ! “

[Kiltrash]

Harking back to the days of yore when Ships of the Line had figureheads. ...to show how 'ard they were.

[Kiltrash]

Damm...missed said the Moskva Captain as the sea skimming missle skips along the Carrier Deck. "Yuri reduce the skim hight to 10 foot.. and remove the safety. "..

[Kiltrash]

Boss, why has 'Slim' not got the Red Weapons Handlers Tabard on .. Send him to my cabin ..

[Chu Chu]

There you go, Sir. That should put the wind up the deck.

Over the deck, Hoskins, over the deck!

[SASless]

Somehow....Bloggs reckoned a second Rocket was soon to be launched with him stood upon Ground Zero!