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...and last from me for a couple of days I'm at the airport off to Milan.
Mr President please come back inside, and we promise not to show Day of the Jackel on movie night again ...
Mr President please come back inside, and we promise not to show Day of the Jackel on movie night again ...
While Truss plays at being Maggie Thatcher, Vlad plays at being Peter the Great.
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And a request has come in from leading stoker Dmitry from the Kherson region for our beloved President and the tune he has selected is that old Simon and Garfunkel favourite, like a Bridge over Troubled Water.
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Dive dive dive…. But we’re on a missile cruiser….. that does not make a difference in this mans navy.
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The feeling you get when you have played musical chairs with all your generals and oligarchs and you’re the last one left.
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Command is a lonely place, especially when all my senior staff have fallen out of windows.
Gnome de PPRuNe
I need to look pensive, stern and resolute, eh? That puts rather a strain on my facial features. How's this? Pensive, stern and resolute or do I look like one of those dummies from Thunderbirds?
Gnome de PPRuNe
I've thrown my toys out of the pram, even my drum and train
I want to make some noise with real live aeroplanes
Some day I'm going to be in charge of all Europe too
And when I do, how would you like to be my crew?
On The Good Ship Lollipop
It's a sweet trip for a Commie tw*t
Where Cossacks play
On the Black Sea by Idokopas Bay
I want to make some noise with real live aeroplanes
Some day I'm going to be in charge of all Europe too
And when I do, how would you like to be my crew?
On The Good Ship Lollipop
It's a sweet trip for a Commie tw*t
Where Cossacks play
On the Black Sea by Idokopas Bay
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"the hand shaking started after we landed in Crimea.... "
"Yes Sir;" "You may have to get yourself a new line of work. This one doesn’t seem to agree with you anymore.”
[apologies to T/ Sgt Mike Horvath]
"Yes Sir;" "You may have to get yourself a new line of work. This one doesn’t seem to agree with you anymore.”
[apologies to T/ Sgt Mike Horvath]
