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Old 26th Aug 2022, 21:47
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Vietjet is proud to announce its diversity target of 20% has been met.
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I remember that Group Discussion. We asked F3 to make a proposal, so he asked F4 to marry him. F1 offered to be Best Man, F5 wanted to be a Bridesmaid. "Fine, fine", we said, smiling encouragingly. F2 looked completely nonplussed, so we failed him for poor teamwork.
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Well, I used to ride in the back of an F3, what do you say to that?
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 21:51
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So F1, F2, F3, F4 and F Off we have to chop one of you, any ideas as to who it is going to be?
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 21:57
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The interviewing officer asked them to demonstrate how they would hold the relief tube. F4 asked if that was air force slang for a dildo. F1,2 and 3 had a chuckle.
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 21:58
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F3: "I'm not complaining, but to be completely honest I feel rather disadvantaged in a team with two pairs of identical twins."
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:06
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To impress the board both F2 and F4 are pretending to hold something that they don't possess.
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:08
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"Good morning Ministers and welcome to the Air Force Board meeting. I'm sorry about the disguises but we had to get you past the media".
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:18
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"Just to give you a little insight, we have short collective names for the teams: for example, B-all and C-all. What do you think we call your team?"

"No, No, F3 - we call it F-team."
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:27
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Well that’s 6 gone, I am sorry, we can’t have people shouting out “I am not a number, I am a free man”
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:27
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F1 - Do we trust these two chisellers that they will pick the best person for the job, or are we all doomed to pre-determined failure?
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:30
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Before we proceed, we are obliged to tell all five of you that the All Inclusive Secondment to the Gambia is probably not what you expected to be shortlisted for.
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:34
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:34
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So it looks like we’re down to you F’ing lot.
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:36
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Excuse me, but does anyone know why the Webcam is playing the Ukrainian national anthem?
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:36
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I will ask a question and you have five minutes to discuss it.
"Are the Red Arrows value for money?"
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:40
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The inaugural briefing of the RAF's new aerobatic team, named by our Prime Minister "Les Fleches Bleu", clearly showing deference to our "good buddy" Monsieur Macron.
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Who knows, one of you five sitting in front of us could be the future CAS and by God do we need you.
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:41
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I will ask a question and you have five minutes to discuss it.
"Is it worth your while waiting for half your Permanent Commission before you get to a front-line sqn?"
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Old 26th Aug 2022, 22:55
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F3, sorry you're chopped.
No problem sir, you're too late as that's what got me this far.
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