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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Jun 2022, 22:52
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(Courtesy of Nutloose!)

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Old 2nd Jun 2022, 11:29
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Things are slowing down, so Iíll point the finger tonight.
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Old 2nd Jun 2022, 12:02
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"You get a firing squad, and you get a firing squad, and you get a firing squad! Everyone gets a firing squad!!!!"


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Old 2nd Jun 2022, 17:41
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007 thought this was one of Q's better gadgets, all he does is to think and the finger automatically cocks up to reveal the barrel of his PPK, however the location of the reloads still needed a bit more thought. ..
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Old 2nd Jun 2022, 18:23
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And with this finger I buster hymen..
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Old 2nd Jun 2022, 18:58
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Oh look, the Red Arrows.
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Old 2nd Jun 2022, 19:55
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There is absolutely no end to my talents, I even check my own prostate...
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 00:11
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As usual, a lot of great entries -- almost too many, it feels like. But only a few can reach the front rank, and these are the ones that made me laugh the most:.

In third place is Nutloose, for "I have just got off the phwone with my fweind Vladimir, which one of you fluckers sold him dodgy tyres for his twucks?"

Tied for second are MPN11 and Dan Gerous "Hey, YOU … where
MY Jubilee?" and "Oh look, the Red Arrows."

And because I can never resist a bad pun, the winner is Treadigraph with "K-Pop sensations Prink Froid at work on a video for their new album "The DPRK Side of the Loon"..."


Congratulations, Treadigraph! The trophy is being smuggled across the DMZ as we speak.
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 04:56
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Thank you Chu Chu! . Try this one over the weekend...


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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 04:58
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"I'm sick to bluddy death of hearing about Harry & Meaghan!!!"
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 05:00
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Chuck: "Well done Kate. The best Wedgies makes their arms curl up!"
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 05:01
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Betty: "One day, this will all be yours...including Boris!"
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 05:41
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Been reading the Congratulations cards, there's one from Kim...
Who Kardashiasians or Jung Un??
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 05:42
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Louis wishes his mum had not taken him to get his ears syringed...
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 05:44
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Charlotte hopes one day her Prince will come...
Andrew off camera..I'm here ..
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 05:50
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Charlie. ..just wish name tags were part off the dress code
Betty...Well normally one knows ones own name...
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 06:04
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Chuck: "No, Mummy will be around for a long, long time..."
Betty: "When do the Hurricanes get here?"
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 06:15
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I see that nice Mr Biden sent a flight of F-15 as we don't have enough fighter jets to worry even Estonia. Ask if we can please keep them..
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Old 3rd Jun 2022, 06:49
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Charlotte: So he got you with his 'Pull my finger' trick again, Louis.
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Mummy I have had the Met Police on the phone, seems a member of the public feels we are breaking Covid Regulations as Andrew is currently infected.
That's all right I sorted it with a donation to their pension fund of £12m l. Took it out his inheritance
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