Caption Competition Mk III
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Wg Cdr Ponsonby-Smythe had requested Gin in one tank and Tonic in the other. HQ 11 Gp denied the request, as the supplies were needed at Bentley Priory.
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Don't worry if it's gone orf, i'll drop it on Jerry
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I don't know which is the bigger suppository, the container or the content, both have the same effect and give me the shhh......
Hurry up lads stop being so pedantic
Who do you think you are?? Shop Stewards?
or
Its Last Orders in a couple of hours and you know just how Confused the lads get if they don't get blasted each night
Who do you think you are?? Shop Stewards?
or
Its Last Orders in a couple of hours and you know just how Confused the lads get if they don't get blasted each night
PO Jock McKiltrash asks for his full weight of allowance for his posting to Kent. .
" I t's liquid gold when you think of the crap they serve in the Officers Mess at Biggin "
" I t's liquid gold when you think of the crap they serve in the Officers Mess at Biggin "
...and finally... in other news tonight, The RAF get ready to celebrate HM Queen Elezabeth ascending to the Throne, by flying in additional supplies of the Queen Mothers favourite tipple....Flavoured Scottish Water... wink wink.
Time!...No lock in tonight, so get out the lotta yas!
Ist prize, a bottle of Spitfire Amber Ale (picture attached).
MPN11
P: OK, have we done the full trim and balance calculations, given the different specific gravity? And the Risk Assessments? Are the Carriage limits within specification? Will that chalk affect the drag calculations?
SAC: F off, Mr. Hoskins.
2nd prize, a wee dram.
Kiltrash
Big Bertha waits patiently for her water filled dildo from Amazon .... Be carefull what you ' Click ' for
3rd prize, 'alf a wee dram.
Wensleydale
The Op Order specified that the Spitfire had to be armed with a minimum 200 Rounds........
Congratulations MPN11. Enjoy your virtual ale.
Ist prize, a bottle of Spitfire Amber Ale (picture attached).
MPN11
P: OK, have we done the full trim and balance calculations, given the different specific gravity? And the Risk Assessments? Are the Carriage limits within specification? Will that chalk affect the drag calculations?
SAC: F off, Mr. Hoskins.
2nd prize, a wee dram.
Kiltrash
Big Bertha waits patiently for her water filled dildo from Amazon .... Be carefull what you ' Click ' for
3rd prize, 'alf a wee dram.
Wensleydale
The Op Order specified that the Spitfire had to be armed with a minimum 200 Rounds........
Congratulations MPN11. Enjoy your virtual ale.
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Oh, WOWZA ... And thank you!
Upload issues ... will try in the morning, unless someone wants to carry the torch?
Upload issues ... will try in the morning, unless someone wants to carry the torch?
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Got it ... up and away!
