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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Aug 2022, 10:44
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That’s it, the chairs fit, you’re in, welcome to the RPAS
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 10:48
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Well F1 it says here your name is Hamilton, but their appears to have been some sort of mix up, I’m sorry but you no longer meet our quot… ahem….. requirements.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 10:49
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M1, tell me a bit about yourself.
Well, I used to be an F2, then I transitioned to an F1, now I'm a happy M1.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:02
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I'm pleased to tell you we have asked for your results to be fast tracked....so should be with us in a year or two.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:03
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And before we wrap this up, please say something in one sentence which you think will help with your application.
F2 "I fancy you sir"
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:04
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Thank you for joining the NHS Covid team after BA released you... i'm Dr Burke and this is Dr Hare
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:05
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No you can't all be Wing Attack ( Plan R )
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:07
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I'm sorry but someone left a ' Floater ' during the last toilet break
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:10
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Thank you for being in the Line up, however it appears Mrs Higginbotham pick you all out as her assailant. The Police have sent her to Specsavers ...so don't think your ALL cleared yet
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:11
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No, I'm sorry, that doesn't say F0, it's FO and you know what that means...
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 11:22
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"I can see that F4 and F5 have their future in their hands."

Or:

Interviewer 1: "What is one and one?"
F1: "Two."
F2: "Eleven"
F3: "Three"
F4: "One and one can be a lot of fun."
F5: "It can be whatever you want it to be."
Interviewer 1 to Interviewer 2: "Well, F1 tells it straight. F2 is a bit creative. F3 is thinking digitally. F4 sounds like a good time. And F5 is a free thinker. Which one do you want?"
Interviewer 2: "The one with the big tits."
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 12:24
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Good morning ladies, gentlemen and errrm, uh. Sorry, wait a minute, I just need to refer to the manual.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 12:28
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So far you've all failed maths, hand eye coordination and the aptitude tests. Being here is what matters, so let's crack on.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 12:40
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 12:41
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5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

So you're the Manfreds...?
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 13:20
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"Good Morning, F-Team. Over the next couple of days, you willl take part in various competitive exercises. The picture from that TV camera is streamed to every crewroom in the RAF, and each evening one of you will be voted off by the viewers. Oh - I forgot to introduce us: I'm Sqn Ldr Declan, and this is Flt Lt Anthony." (Cue intro music.)
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 14:24
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Oh yes, it's all smiles now, but when I find out which one of you had glue on your hands when we all shook hands this morning, you'll be out the door!
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 15:32
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Welcome to the sexual orientation classes, our aim is to assimilate you into the RAF structure and by the time you leave here two of you will be homosexual.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 15:38
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Well recruits Flt Lt Smithers and I were just reflecting on our service, when we joined up, if you were identified as homosexual you would have been court marshalled and thrown out, nowadays if insufficient of you are identified as homosexuals you too will be thrown out. It’s a strange old world, huh.
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Old 27th Aug 2022, 19:03
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Now let's go back a couple of hours, given the final score do you think you did everything you could do to stop a 9-0 stuffing
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F2 Yes sir I had Liverpool to win by that score..netted us 750 😁 drinks are on us in the bar.

Sqn Leader. . Congrats your all accepted for FJ Training.
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