Caption Competition Mk III
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That’s it, the chairs fit, you’re in, welcome to the RPAS
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Well F1 it says here your name is Hamilton, but their appears to have been some sort of mix up, I’m sorry but you no longer meet our quot… ahem….. requirements.
Thank you for being in the Line up, however it appears Mrs Higginbotham pick you all out as her assailant. The Police have sent her to Specsavers ...so don't think your ALL cleared yet
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No, I'm sorry, that doesn't say F0, it's FO and you know what that means...
"I can see that F4 and F5 have their future in their hands."
Or:
Interviewer 1: "What is one and one?"
F1: "Two."
F2: "Eleven"
F3: "Three"
F4: "One and one can be a lot of fun."
F5: "It can be whatever you want it to be."
Interviewer 1 to Interviewer 2: "Well, F1 tells it straight. F2 is a bit creative. F3 is thinking digitally. F4 sounds like a good time. And F5 is a free thinker. Which one do you want?"
Interviewer 2: "The one with the big tits."
Or:
Interviewer 1: "What is one and one?"
F1: "Two."
F2: "Eleven"
F3: "Three"
F4: "One and one can be a lot of fun."
F5: "It can be whatever you want it to be."
Interviewer 1 to Interviewer 2: "Well, F1 tells it straight. F2 is a bit creative. F3 is thinking digitally. F4 sounds like a good time. And F5 is a free thinker. Which one do you want?"
Interviewer 2: "The one with the big tits."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
So you're the Manfreds...?
So you're the Manfreds...?
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"Good Morning, F-Team. Over the next couple of days, you willl take part in various competitive exercises. The picture from that TV camera is streamed to every crewroom in the RAF, and each evening one of you will be voted off by the viewers. Oh - I forgot to introduce us: I'm Sqn Ldr Declan, and this is Flt Lt Anthony." (Cue intro music.)
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Oh yes, it's all smiles now, but when I find out which one of you had glue on your hands when we all shook hands this morning, you'll be out the door!
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Welcome to the sexual orientation classes, our aim is to assimilate you into the RAF structure and by the time you leave here two of you will be homosexual.
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Well recruits Flt Lt Smithers and I were just reflecting on our service, when we joined up, if you were identified as homosexual you would have been court marshalled and thrown out, nowadays if insufficient of you are identified as homosexuals you too will be thrown out. It’s a strange old world, huh.
Now let's go back a couple of hours, given the final score do you think you did everything you could do to stop a 9-0 stuffing
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F2 Yes sir I had Liverpool to win by that score..netted us £750 😁 drinks are on us in the bar.
Sqn Leader. . Congrats your all accepted for FJ Training.
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F2 Yes sir I had Liverpool to win by that score..netted us £750 😁 drinks are on us in the bar.
Sqn Leader. . Congrats your all accepted for FJ Training.