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Old 17th Aug 2022, 18:18
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“Help, help…my arm is being eaten by a giant maggot!”
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The spectators all put their money on the Dog ... except Hoskins, of course.
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Brian was not happy when his colleagues discovered that he used to be a train driver...
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The Barbara Woodhouse effect could have unexpected consequences...
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 20:03
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
The Barbara Woodhouse effect could have unexpected consequences...
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Tready is psychic.
​​​​​I literally, just had something like that come to mind.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 20:19
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Sorry, I was stuck on transmit...
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German Shepherd Dog getting revenge on multiple humans for his neutering.
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Sir, may I stroke him?
No, you bloody well can't, we've all heard about your tendencies Private.
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As soon as he's finished his breakfast, we'll get set up for his obstacle course training.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 22:07
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Dogs being used to train potential England cricketers how to catch a ball.
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I fart in your general direction!
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Rover, if you refuse to 'fetch' again, this will happen to you!
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Now we know who slept through counter-canine class.

Now we know who's spotted the one on the next rise with the sniper rifle.
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The invisible Russian who threatened to rape everyone strikes again!
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The dog was still waiting for Hoskins to properly assume the "Doggy Style" position.
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Old 17th Aug 2022, 23:50
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Hoskins relished being the underdog.
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Old 18th Aug 2022, 07:04
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At the Army base Christmas party the ventriloquist soon realised his error in bringing 'wormy' the talking worm to entertain the kids

The dog handler has apologised, but the kids have asked for him to be booked for next year!
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And now gentlemen, this RAF Electrician will see the world from the other end.... go get boy.
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And as you can see we caught this chap in the WAAF block, still with his hand up inside some old bag.
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