Caption Competition Mk III
One of the blues gets a taste of being a member of the two-winged master race.
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And it's neck to neck going into the start of the season, but we have a faller already,
Red 8 has pulled up at the water jump, but the rest of the runners are over and heading
down the straight.
But wait what's this, Red 4's horse appears to be trying to mount one
of the outsiders and has pulled up early, the stewards will be looking at this incident after
the race.
On we go and the pack is closing up, there seems to be some jostling at the front,
Red 5 appears to be in a tussel with Red 1 and looks to be out of it leaving Red 1 out in
front, but Red 1 can see his chances of advancing further rapidly disappearing.
It's going to be a close run race to the line and it could be anyone of the surviving
7 runners season..
Red 8 has pulled up at the water jump, but the rest of the runners are over and heading
down the straight.
But wait what's this, Red 4's horse appears to be trying to mount one
of the outsiders and has pulled up early, the stewards will be looking at this incident after
the race.
On we go and the pack is closing up, there seems to be some jostling at the front,
Red 5 appears to be in a tussel with Red 1 and looks to be out of it leaving Red 1 out in
front, but Red 1 can see his chances of advancing further rapidly disappearing.
It's going to be a close run race to the line and it could be anyone of the surviving
7 runners season..
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“Reds … Break Break Break … GO.”
Pull back - cows get smaller.
Pull further back - cows get bigger!
- Ed
Pull further back - cows get bigger!
- Ed
Right, that's the funfair over with. Now let's go and get ready for the reason we're here, to represent the RAF in the British Open Ballroom Formation Championships.
Red 2 "Now the bloody port wing has stalled and this piece of sh!t is about to flip into a spin. What, no rudder pedals, I'm outta here guys" EJECT
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Chaps, I think that Red 1 has got the hots for the girl operating this thing. His head has been cranked 90° right since we started. Take her a stick of rock or a kiss me quick hat later on.
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Too close for missiles switching to guns..
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I’d have brought a bone dome but Red 4 was in it.
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You can always spot a Red, they are often seated between two short planks.