Special mention for bravery goes to:
AWC599
"Hey, look guys, that's Wiggy over there on the dodgems with that fat bird. Give him a wave".
Runner-up for keeping up to date with the news is:-
Confusius
Dad, I've just seen this RAF advert on Facebook Marketplace.
Flight simulator: No longer required, so free to a good home. Buyer must dismantle and collect.
Ad edit: 2 missing seats.
And winner for being too close to the truth is:-
CAEBr
The initial MFTS proposal to meet the 90% sim training target is seen to be a bit dubious