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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Jul 2022, 19:58
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Alton Towers, In association with Hoskins airways, prepares to launch their latest white knuckle ride...
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 20:00
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At Farnborough after the Comet comes out the tank, it's dried off and put on the Ibiza flights
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 20:01
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Love Island flights prepares to hit the spots even Carlsberg could not
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 20:03
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Start up LoCo flights Luton to Orlando finds a novel way to reduce AUW to achieve the range
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 20:05
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The 52 Government Ministers that resigned board the celebration flight before the PM offers their old job back...at reduced wages ...
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 20:07
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...and as we approach the airport we turn the aircraft over and if it's your stop, just let go ..
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 20:08
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Dignitas now extends its services to include a negative G experience...
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 20:08
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The new high capacity Elizabeth Line from Paddington to London Heathrow still has one or two snags to fix..
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Old 8th Jul 2022, 23:53
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Even Magaluf has cloudy days. But with Silverjet, getting there is half the sun.
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 06:38
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The inflight entertainment system suffers a technical...fortunately the band Village People were on hand for a live version of YMCA...
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 06:51
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British Airways organises a special treat for striking airport workers...
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 10:45
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The Spotters get all ' Highly Excited ' When a looking glass arrived at Mildenhall.
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 10:47
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When they advertised that all seats get a window, I thought we were upgraded to one of them new 11 configuration Executive Jet..
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 12:11
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Ah, Silverjet at Stansted! Who could forget their happy First Class passengers letting their hair down … while the proletariat flew all-Business on MaxJet.
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 12:23
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MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY! We served the dodgy Vindaloo again!
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 12:23
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“This is your Captain speaking…umm…everybody flap!”
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 12:31
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SILVERJET
A Breathtaking Experience
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 13:25
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Thumbs up

Originally Posted by Chu Chu
Even as they smiled for the camera, many were remembering the fate of the crew that leaned right.
Thank you, thank you!
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 13:25
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From the moment we close the doors and cross check, our on board party atmosphere is guaranteed to blow the roof off! Silverjet - it's not for kids!
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Old 9th Jul 2022, 15:50
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Hoskins, when I said our fleet needed some new galleys, what I meant was
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