Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

Alton Towers, In association with Hoskins airways, prepares to launch their latest white knuckle ride...

[Kiltrash]

At Farnborough after the Comet comes out the tank, it's dried off and put on the Ibiza flights

[Kiltrash]

Love Island flights prepares to hit the spots even Carlsberg could not

[Kiltrash]

Start up LoCo flights Luton to Orlando finds a novel way to reduce AUW to achieve the range

[Kiltrash]

The 52 Government Ministers that resigned board the celebration flight before the PM offers their old job back...at reduced wages ...

[Kiltrash]

...and as we approach the airport we turn the aircraft over and if it's your stop, just let go ..

[cynicalint]

Dignitas now extends its services to include a negative G experience...

[Kiltrash]

The new high capacity Elizabeth Line from Paddington to London Heathrow still has one or two snags to fix..

[Chu Chu]

Even Magaluf has cloudy days. But with Silverjet, getting there is half the sun.

[Kiltrash]

The inflight entertainment system suffers a technical...fortunately the band Village People were on hand for a live version of YMCA...

[Wensleydale]

British Airways organises a special treat for striking airport workers...

[Kiltrash]

The Spotters get all ' Highly Excited ' When a looking glass arrived at Mildenhall.

[Kiltrash]

When they advertised that all seats get a window, I thought we were upgraded to one of them new 1×1 configuration Executive Jet..

[MPN11]

Ah, Silverjet at Stansted! Who could forget their happy First Class passengers letting their hair down … while the proletariat flew all-Business on MaxJet.

[Buster Hyman]

MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY! We served the dodgy Vindaloo again!

[Buster Hyman]

“This is your Captain speaking…umm…everybody flap!”

[Confusious]

SILVERJET
A Breathtaking Experience

[Heinrich Dubel]

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

Even as they smiled for the camera, many were remembering the fate of the crew that leaned right.

Thank you, thank you!

[treadigraph]

From the moment we close the doors and cross check, our on board party atmosphere is guaranteed to blow the roof off! Silverjet - it's not for kids!

[Chu Chu]

Hoskins, when I said our fleet needed some new galleys, what I meant was …