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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th May 2022, 13:33
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"We both self-identify as male, so we have the right to stand with our hands in our pockets, doing nothing, and talking sh1t."
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Old 18th May 2022, 13:36
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I liked it better when we valkyries wore armo(u)r and rode horses, we didn't have to wait for some idiot who'd forgotten to sign for the aircraft and file a flight plan.
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Old 18th May 2022, 13:54
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Are you wearing body armour under your shirt?
No, i'm just naturally flat chested.
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Old 18th May 2022, 13:55
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Old 18th May 2022, 14:08
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Voices in office on other side of the pan:

"Look at them there....moaning as usual"
"How can you tell they are moaning?"
"Their mouths are moving!"
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Old 18th May 2022, 14:31
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So, how are you planning on fast tracking into the cockpit?
I've been practising on my Swallow.
Pffft! Sweet Geezuzz Mary Jane!!!
My Black Swallow silly!
That's worse!!!
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Old 18th May 2022, 15:18
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Of course you can't fart, you never keep your mouth shut long enough to build up sufficent back pressure, it's a female thing...
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Old 18th May 2022, 15:57
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Don't you think it was a slight mistake targeting the Baby Food factory? ? . Where's your compassion for the civilians Ms Putin??
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Old 18th May 2022, 18:12
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"If this thing had wheels, we wouldn't make skid marks on the dispersal."

"True, but what about the skid marks in my flight suit?"
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Old 18th May 2022, 18:21
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Think HR miss filed my training certificates, I'm actually a fully certified Drag Queen...
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Old 18th May 2022, 18:23
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Finally revealed, what the 'Loose Women ' do when ITV have day time horse racing...
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Old 18th May 2022, 18:33
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The four horse (wo)men of the Apocalypse star in a war epic...wait for Ford Coppola to call ...ACTION...
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Old 18th May 2022, 22:21
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Pilots' Abbreviated Checklist: Spectacles, Chesticles, Wallet, and Watch.

- Ed
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Old 18th May 2022, 22:39
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We'd never get away with boots this scruffy at Officer Training, matt and non-reflective!
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Old 19th May 2022, 01:02
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"Why do you say this helicopter is racist?"
"Because it goes Wop Wop Wop"
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Old 19th May 2022, 02:57
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Last Call for entries....judging approaches.

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Old 19th May 2022, 04:35
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"You like my perfume? It's called "Come to Me""
(sniffs)..."Doesn't smell like come to me..."
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Old 19th May 2022, 06:02
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Sigh,...I could have been Mavericks love interest in TG2...but i'm just too tall...
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Old 19th May 2022, 06:07
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Can you play Rock Paper Scissors with 4 of us? To descide who wins the Cap Comp??
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Old 19th May 2022, 06:10
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...and finally...Doom and Gloom sweeps over the Territorial Army ( Ibrox ) Division at loosing on Penalties 😊
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