Caption Competition Mk III
"We both self-identify as male, so we have the right to stand with our hands in our pockets, doing nothing, and talking sh1t."
I liked it better when we valkyries wore armo(u)r and rode horses, we didn't have to wait for some idiot who'd forgotten to sign for the aircraft and file a flight plan.
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Are you wearing body armour under your shirt?
No, i'm just naturally flat chested.
No, i'm just naturally flat chested.
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So, how are you planning on fast tracking into the cockpit?
I've been practising on my Swallow.
Pffft! Sweet Geezuzz Mary Jane!!!
My Black Swallow silly!
That's worse!!!
I've been practising on my Swallow.
Pffft! Sweet Geezuzz Mary Jane!!!
My Black Swallow silly!
That's worse!!!
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Of course you can't fart, you never keep your mouth shut long enough to build up sufficent back pressure, it's a female thing...
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"If this thing had wheels, we wouldn't make skid marks on the dispersal."
"True, but what about the skid marks in my flight suit?"
"True, but what about the skid marks in my flight suit?"
Pilots' Abbreviated Checklist: Spectacles, Chesticles, Wallet, and Watch.
- Ed
- Ed
Last Call for entries....judging approaches.