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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 06:52
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Trooper on right looking at HRH back

Call that a smart hair cut, the Sarge would have me on a charge for that. Sooner the UK gets to be a Republic the better....

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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 06:54
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You designed this yourself? Well I am impressed, Let my wife give you Mr Johnson "s number and let's see if he can get them manufactured for free for you in Britain.
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Mourning badge? Who are you mourning fo...arrrrrghhhhh guuuuurrrr arrrrghhh.
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You can’t call it a black maple leaf anymore sir, it’s a maple leaf of colour.
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I find when I need to stand rigidly to attention, viagra does the trick.
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Soldier on right ... "Don't tell him, Pike!"
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 09:47
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You must be a fan of the Rolling Stones. I think ER in doors knighted young fellah-me-lad what's his name? Jagged! Or was it Lee Van Cliff Richards?
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That's a big badge. Isn't it heavy on the arm?
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Righto! I think the official period of mourning can desist.

In Third place with the "Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" award...
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"I didn't always want to be a Naval Officer...I wanted to be a Lumberjack, leaping from tree to tree..........."
In Second place with the "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." award...
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"No I am not Geoffrey Boycott!"
But our winner, and CST recipient with the "I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family." award is...
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Having "let Fluffy off the chain", naughty boy HRH Philip uses his Panama hat to propel the noxious vapors toward the unsuspecting victim behind him.
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 15:18
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Wow! Thank you so much Buster Hyman! I shall fill the trophy with gin and tonic so that we may pass it to one another, Loving Cup style, to toast Prince Philip. Picture soon; I have a couple of items on the honey do list to complete first.

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Alright, to Heck with performing the tasks ordered by my long-haired Commander-in-Chief. I might trip over the vacuum cleaner cord and break my beer mug holding hand!

Speaking of CinC's and, err, "missteps", have a go at this "historical (Hysterical?) moment". The 747-200B/VC25A provides the requisite aviation content.




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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 16:02
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Hey, Donald dropped a penny!
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 18:08
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Who pressed the EMERGENCY STOP button on the escalator
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My favourite song said Joe. Stairway to Heaven
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Ms Harris sabotaged the stairs with slippery Grease.
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Later the Secret Service arranged a Sobriety Test....for the Pilot.
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Having overnighted at Liverpool Airport it was later discovered steps 13 to16 were missing.
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 19:05
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No wonder the stair lift isn't working, there's a dead hamster jamming it.
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It says "Buddy Holly was here"
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Hey I’ve found Donald’s tin of orange glo.
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