Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption Competition Mk III

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption Competition Mk III

Old 26th Jun 2022, 11:02
  #11301 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,758
Received 127 Likes on 56 Posts
The CO finally found a way to get rid of Hoskins and his drinking mates.
MPN11 is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 11:05
  #11302 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,506
Likes: 0
Received 20 Likes on 11 Posts
Get rid off all your useless employees with this fantastic Tube Launcher.


Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 11:07
  #11303 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,506
Likes: 0
Received 20 Likes on 11 Posts
I'm not sold on the Optically Guided version.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 11:08
  #11304 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,506
Likes: 0
Received 20 Likes on 11 Posts
Reaction time is dictated by the strength of last nights curry.
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:16
  #11305 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2022
Location: At altitude surviving on bleed air.
Posts: 911
Received 31 Likes on 14 Posts
They thought we said "projectile dysfunction".
Confusious is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:18
  #11306 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
I ( wish) I could get a great view of Glastonbury
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:19
  #11307 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Shouts...That's not the missile your putting the fuse into...
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:21
  #11308 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Due to perceived Animal Cruelty all Circuses are closed down. New opertunity found for the Human Canonball
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:25
  #11309 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Due to the Arms Reduction Treaty additional Rack space becomes available
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:42
  #11310 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,497
Likes: 0
Received 38 Likes on 25 Posts
Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Due to perceived Animal Cruelty all Circuses are closed down. New opertunity found for the Human Canonball
Our local circus has advertised for a man of the right calibre ...........
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:44
  #11311 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,002
Received 27 Likes on 21 Posts
I think maybe we're taking Jacky Fisher a little too literally.
Chu Chu is online now  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:50
  #11312 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,419
Received 177 Likes on 110 Posts
'Old on, I fort YouTube was an online Video launcher!
treadigraph is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:56
  #11313 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,002
Received 27 Likes on 21 Posts
Okay, I saw the Jennifer Lawrence movie, and I get the sparrow part, but tell me again how this is supposed to work?
Chu Chu is online now  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 12:56
  #11314 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,419
Received 177 Likes on 110 Posts
They are eat seeking missiles. Launch 'em and they find the nearest restaurant for a take out....
treadigraph is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 13:17
  #11315 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2020
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 1,203
Received 122 Likes on 78 Posts
The Sergeant York II air defense system had an obvious flaw.
SLXOwft is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 13:42
  #11316 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,497
Likes: 0
Received 38 Likes on 25 Posts
A Crews' Missile?
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 13:43
  #11317 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,497
Likes: 0
Received 38 Likes on 25 Posts
OK - Which one of you is called Sam?
Wensleydale is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 13:45
  #11318 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Virginia
Posts: 2,002
Received 27 Likes on 21 Posts
And the best part is we never run out of chaff.
Chu Chu is online now  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 15:11
  #11319 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
The new CO of HMS Glasgow likes to keep her extramarital affair secret from each other
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 26th Jun 2022, 15:12
  #11320 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,834
Likes: 0
Received 29 Likes on 25 Posts
Captain Salt wished he had this as a option down in the Falklands
Kiltrash is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.