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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Mar 2022, 11:40
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Errr..... well who is in the cockpit?
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 11:43
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You tell me where it says in the ops manual that blade tracking up country is forbidden and I won't do it..
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 11:44
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No Smithers, I don't think Noahs Ark was constructed out of aluminium tubing, why do you ask?



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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 12:07
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"What do you mean Hoskins....you can't go when we are all watching!"
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 12:19
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Pilot...Well I'm REALLY sorry but one hill top looks the same as all the other ones, now just get out, stop whinging and start walking...
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 13:16
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Ryanair find yet more obscure and remote airports on which to deposit their passengers.
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 17:51
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There Mr Hammond we have deposited you on Wolf Mountain for your co presenters to find and rescue you before the battery in your survival Bae supplied Pilots Watch runs out...
The crew will now retire to the 5 * Hotel
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 20:30
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Skip,... they are refusing to get out...
Pilot ..full power on the front rotor.
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 20:31
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It's a long way to some random town in Ireland...
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Old 22nd Mar 2022, 20:32
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Nope, still no 4G signal.
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Old 23rd Mar 2022, 10:29
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I'm sure the walk will do you good Mr Grylls
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Old 23rd Mar 2022, 10:54
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Judging tonight if I can cadge a lift back with the Chinook.
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Old 23rd Mar 2022, 11:13
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I told everyone to make sure they'd been before we left...
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Old 23rd Mar 2022, 11:56
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What are you doing here?
I don't know. Arnie said I had to get here so...
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Old 23rd Mar 2022, 15:39
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Rearward firing missle? Old hat just turn the Apache round..
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Old 23rd Mar 2022, 20:31
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Judging time, and starting with mentions for

Kiltrash with,
Nope, still no 4G signal.
MPN11 with
Ryanair find yet more obscure and remote airports on which to deposit their passengers.
Runner up Seekayess with
Egads! We're gonna need lots of toilet rolls to clean that!!
And the winner is Nutloose with,
I'm sure the walk will do you good Mr Grylls
, and I also liked
No Smithers, I don't think Noahs Ark was constructed out of aluminium tubing, why do you ask?
Over to you Nutloose.
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 07:23
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I'm sure Nutty will be with us shortly, as soon as he comes back down from the mountain...

Well done 'loose
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 10:18
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Thank you

I will hand the reigns over to Seekyess as he is new to this, failing that open house to those that haven't won any or many,

I have sent Seekyess a PM.



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Old 24th Mar 2022, 12:53
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Here we go! Have a bash!!
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Old 24th Mar 2022, 12:57
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Perhaps, in hindsight, telling Nutty he won as we landed wasn't the best idea.
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