Captain...Has anyone seen my 6 cup Thermos flask? You know the one with the side handle for added grip??
XO. ..No sorry but I believe " Hot Lips " wanted to borrow it, somthing about its the right shape that the girls want to experiment with.
next day
XO... Captain Sonar reported Overnight the ship was making loud sqeeking and moaning sounds....better get engineering to check for any loose ball bearings..