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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Aug 2022, 12:20
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Have you got a ladder i can use? You can clearly see I'm a proper lady and can't manage that first step....
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Bloody Aeroflot, send presidential transport without proper stairs.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 13:19
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The decision by 'Thule' to change the test vehicle for their new range of top-boxes comes in for some justified criticism.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 13:30
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Oscar Piastri! You come down here at once! I told you to drive the Renault not this piece of ****!
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 13:57
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The golf course?? No sorry dearie that boat sailed last week
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 14:02
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In your minds eye substitute the Z for the Met Police logo...

No sorry I did not know that during Lockdown i could not take my exercise with my little friend Uzi.

I'LL just dispose of her in that river
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 14:46
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From the truck cab. Vladimir, GET US OUT OF HERE, there is a Ukrainian hostile at our 8 O’clock !
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 14:58
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Sergei: Urgent assistance required Control, we are being attacked! With a handbag!

Deminski Edithsky Evansky (aka Control): A haaaandbaaaag?
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 17:56
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Hello soldier! Looking for a good time?
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 18:00
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Oh dear! I was rather hoping you were the soldier who promised to rape everyone. Never mind, I'll look elsewhere then.....
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 18:00
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Young man, you just went straight through a red light.

Us soldiers never pass a red light without stopping dear.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 18:31
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Oi! You've parked on my dog!
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 19:18
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Do you want this to run over the weekend or for me to end it early?
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 19:21
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Do you want this to run over the weekend or for me to end it early?
Olga said to Oleg.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 19:30
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Do you want this to run over the weekend or for me to end it early?
No, seriously NutLoose I don't mind either way. See what the others say.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 19:37
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She may look harmless, but you should see what happened to vehicles A through Y.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 20:46
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Ugh, and some people say I have no dress sense

said the lady spotting the drivers combat gear
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said Kiltrash on his annual TA exercise
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 20:48
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In Croydon the UBER drivers seek a more secure vehicle in time for the Friday night pub chucking out time.
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Old 12th Aug 2022, 20:49
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Well no ever since we trucked water in this there's not been a lorry hijack.
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Old 13th Aug 2022, 19:08
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I wish Nutty would hurry up, at my age I can't go all this time without a toilet break. 😊
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Old 13th Aug 2022, 19:36
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More evidence, of it was needed, the BBC monitor PPRuNe


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