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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th May 2022, 20:57
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Will the cyclic align with our cycles?
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Old 15th May 2022, 21:43
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And please Jane stop stroking the collective lever, the autopilot cannot cope.
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Old 15th May 2022, 22:01
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Well, errr, ummm, the thing is....thanks for volunteering, but you need to know that,, ahhh, the VIP co-pilot is err um sorry, Prince Andrew!
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Old 15th May 2022, 22:30
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"...and he got a real shock when I told him I had a bigger chopper than him!"
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Old 15th May 2022, 23:05
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So did you, you did didn’t you, how was he?
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I did not push the Emergency Cargo Hook Release on purpose...I am just not used to wearing Comboot Bats!
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Old 16th May 2022, 03:13
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I heard you got a posting on the new Lakota but turned it down for these, why?
These vibrate…
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Old 16th May 2022, 05:44
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When the Boss said that I was in "Q", I didn't realise that it was for him.
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Old 16th May 2022, 07:02
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Look, I definitely saw a spider in there........
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Old 16th May 2022, 07:06
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The Lynx effect!
(For overseas viewers ....a catchphrase from a UK deodorant advert)
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Old 16th May 2022, 09:58
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Sorry, I meant to say strap in.
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Old 16th May 2022, 10:19
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"Who was the mongrel who super-glued our boots together??"
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Old 16th May 2022, 12:09
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My boyfriend says I'm all torque these days...
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OK Shirley, where did you last see the keys since they're not in your pocket..............
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I know Sarge, I’m sorry but,,,it’s just that those oscillations on idle, well…phwoar!
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Shirley was having to remain mum....as the Key Party had not turned out as she had hoped.....regretting the Lady Typhoon Pilot had gone off with the Chinook Pilot.
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I know Ride of the Valkyrie is iconic, but I thought mixing it up with I am Woman would be a morale booster!
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Clunk click every trip refers to your seat belt, not your love balls.
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Move over Top Gun 2 . Chicken Hawk 2 , the Chicks version is promising to be a real chopper of a movie . Guaranteed to make you cry . A simple story of girls and their choppers far away from home . Not as gay as Top Gun 1 , but filled with tear jerking moments that will make a grown man cry.
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